Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

I, for one, welcome this influx of visitors. Say, are any of you clever souls up for a game of three card monte?

[OOC: Anything goes on 4th wall day!]

Comments

[doeswhathewants]

You have received a poor showing from everyone else? I find that hard to believe with someone so nie as yourself.

[unreachableutopia]

They have been nothing but poor hosts.

[doeswhathewants]

How terrible. Ah, I am Serrure, by the way, and you?

[unreachableutopia]

I am... Saber.

[doeswhathewants]

Saber. Saber. Are you a gangster of some kind? A criminal? Perhaps a super hero. That is an awfully strange- and rather short- name.

[unreachableutopia]

I am not a criminal, that would be against my honor as a knight. Saber is the name of my 'Class'.

[doeswhathewants]

A knight, huh? I thought only men could be knights. And that French girl who got burned at the stake.

[unreachableutopia]

I am certainly not Jeanne D'Arc! Nonetheless, I have been mistaken by her before.

[To her chagrin.]

[doeswhathewants]

...how is that even possible? Unless you are joking.

[unreachableutopia]

No, this is not a joke. We might have a passing resemblance. Caster thought I was that woman. Of course, he was certainly mad and deluded to continue to call me Jeanne after I told him my real identity.

[doeswhathewants]

Caster? Another class? Who are you, really, then?

1/2

[unreachableutopia]

...

[She supposes that hiding her identity is pointless in this world. There is no Grail to fight for.]

[unreachableutopia]

My identity is of the Knight of Knights. I am Arturia Pendragon.

[doeswhathewants]

[He's just going to look her over.]

AH... are we playing pretend? Because unless you are hiding a ... sword under there...

[unreachableutopia]

Not unless Merlin plays me a prank again.

[She's completely serious.]

I understand your disbelief. Most of my subjects and citizens never knew my true gender. But do not think of me a liar.

[doeswhathewants]

I suppose I can see how that would- that is to say, I should think medieval people would be prejudiced against a female king.

...wait- you said Merlin gave you a ... sword?

[unreachableutopia]

My gender is of no relevance. A king is not supposed to live as a human being.

[Ah- What is he asking for?]

Please do not interrogate me about that disastrous incident. Only Merlin found that humorous.

[Morgan thought it was convenient for her schemes.]

[doeswhathewants]

Sorry, but that is kind of funny.

[He arches a brow at her.]

A king is not supposed to be perfect, either.

[unreachableutopia]

...

[She says nothing. What can she say after what happened? The 'greatest of kings' they claimed - Then why she couldn't even understand Lancelot's feelings and Guinevere's?]

[doeswhathewants]

At least not a good king. Who wants to be ruled by someone that doesn't understand them? [Purses his mouth and gives a faint shrug.]

[unreachableutopia]

[Thank you for salting the wound]

That was what the King of Conquerors said.

[doeswhathewants]

Who is that? Obviously he has good taste to share an opinion with the King of Thieves. [Oh, dude, he's so using that title from now on.]

[unreachableutopia]

King of Thieves? [Heroic Spirit Robin Hood?] That is Alexander the Great.

[doeswhathewants]

Yes. That's me. King of Thieves. Trust me. I could steal anything from anyone. Or any place. [Might be exaggerating. A little. But really, he has never been caught.]

Oh. I think I read about him, once.

[unreachableutopia]

The bowman of Sherwood has claimed that title in the past. [It's taken, strange little boy.]

He is famous.