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[doeswhathewants]

I, for one, welcome this influx of visitors. Say, are any of you clever souls up for a game of three card monte?

[OOC: Anything goes on 4th wall day!]

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[unreachableutopia]

My identity is of the Knight of Knights. I am Arturia Pendragon.

[doeswhathewants]

[He's just going to look her over.]

AH... are we playing pretend? Because unless you are hiding a ... sword under there...

[unreachableutopia]

Not unless Merlin plays me a prank again.

[She's completely serious.]

I understand your disbelief. Most of my subjects and citizens never knew my true gender. But do not think of me a liar.

[doeswhathewants]

I suppose I can see how that would- that is to say, I should think medieval people would be prejudiced against a female king.

...wait- you said Merlin gave you a ... sword?

[unreachableutopia]

My gender is of no relevance. A king is not supposed to live as a human being.

[Ah- What is he asking for?]

Please do not interrogate me about that disastrous incident. Only Merlin found that humorous.

[Morgan thought it was convenient for her schemes.]

[doeswhathewants]

Sorry, but that is kind of funny.

[He arches a brow at her.]

A king is not supposed to be perfect, either.

[unreachableutopia]

...

[She says nothing. What can she say after what happened? The 'greatest of kings' they claimed - Then why she couldn't even understand Lancelot's feelings and Guinevere's?]

[doeswhathewants]

At least not a good king. Who wants to be ruled by someone that doesn't understand them? [Purses his mouth and gives a faint shrug.]

[unreachableutopia]

[Thank you for salting the wound]

That was what the King of Conquerors said.

[doeswhathewants]

Who is that? Obviously he has good taste to share an opinion with the King of Thieves. [Oh, dude, he's so using that title from now on.]

[unreachableutopia]

King of Thieves? [Heroic Spirit Robin Hood?] That is Alexander the Great.

[doeswhathewants]

Yes. That's me. King of Thieves. Trust me. I could steal anything from anyone. Or any place. [Might be exaggerating. A little. But really, he has never been caught.]

Oh. I think I read about him, once.

[unreachableutopia]

The bowman of Sherwood has claimed that title in the past. [It's taken, strange little boy.]

He is famous.

[doeswhathewants]

Robin Hood? No. He gave it up when he married Maid Marion and became legitimate. Besides, I would like to see him get past a modern bank fault. So, I claim the title. [Flippant shrug.]

If you like ancient history. So... why aren't you in Avalon? Or were you there before coming here?

[unreachableutopia]

If he is summoned here, you might like to discuss this with him. He would be an Archer Class. [serious tone.]

I was elsewhere.

[doeswhathewants]

Archer Class. Well. That's a big obvious. And why would I discuss it? I've just stolen it from him. [And he's grinning.] See what I did there?

Oh? Where?

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[unreachableutopia]

Doesn't your wit lead you to more trouble than its worth? [really, boy.]

[unreachableutopia]

That is something I would rather not discuss.

[doeswhathewants]

Wit often leads to trouble, and trouble often finds me, but if I had no wit, I would still have trouble, it would just be less clever.

Oh. That bad, huh?

[unreachableutopia]

How come trouble finds you if you are a child? Perhaps if you stopped with the thievery, there would not be reason for you to fear.

No, it is my choice in the end. [she will save Britain of her folly.]

[doeswhathewants]

I don't fear! Anyway, trouble would find me whether I was King of Thieves or no. It is simply one of those things. Trust me.

He tips his head.] Is it?

[unreachableutopia]

How can you be sure of this?

[she nods. she has a contract with the World]