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[Serrure's Starkphone is balanced on the ledge of a building, filming him in profile as he leans over that ledge, elbows on the concrete top. Lemons are piled near waist high next to him. One is in his hand.] When life gives you lemons-

[He turns to the camera and grins, then chucks the lemon in his hand down at some unsuspecting person below.]-toss them off of a very tall building at people.

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You're defending one side of the high ground. What if they come up behind you?

Then I will have to remain ever vigilant, won't I? For being caught unawares would be my own fault.

Hey, if this is war, at least cut 'em open or something.

And aim for the eyes? Great idea.

Well, I dunno if you can get the eyes from this angle.

Shout out to them, wait for them to look up, then drop.

What, you want 'em getting a good look at you?

What are they going to do, tell the police?

Eeeeh, I was kinda thinking more they could come after you!

You know, with bigger fruit.

I suppose that could happen, but, they would have to find me first.

Hey, man, I'm just saying! Once they know what you look like, the hunt gets a whole lot shorter.

Does it? Yes, I suppose you are right.

So only dropping them on peoples' heads.

Lemon-juiced hair's a pretty lousy fate anyway.

If anyone asks, I shall not tell them how you encouraged me in this venture.

... how would the question "did that one guy in the hat give you any strategic advice" even come up?

You would be amazed what comes up in conversations.

Now you're just making it sound suspicious.

Am I?

That stuff never just comes up. We allies in this war or not?

Yes, yes, allies.

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