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[doeswhathewants]

[Serrure's Starkphone is balanced on the ledge of a building, filming him in profile as he leans over that ledge, elbows on the concrete top. Lemons are piled near waist high next to him. One is in his hand.] When life gives you lemons-

[He turns to the camera and grins, then chucks the lemon in his hand down at some unsuspecting person below.]-toss them off of a very tall building at people.

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[errandry]

Hey, man, I'm just saying! Once they know what you look like, the hunt gets a whole lot shorter.

[doeswhathewants]

Does it? Yes, I suppose you are right.

So only dropping them on peoples' heads.

[errandry]

Lemon-juiced hair's a pretty lousy fate anyway.

[doeswhathewants]

If anyone asks, I shall not tell them how you encouraged me in this venture.

[errandry]

... how would the question "did that one guy in the hat give you any strategic advice" even come up?

[doeswhathewants]

You would be amazed what comes up in conversations.

[errandry]

Now you're just making it sound suspicious.

[doeswhathewants]

Am I?

[errandry]

That stuff never just comes up. We allies in this war or not?

[doeswhathewants]

Yes, yes, allies.