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[doeswhathewants]

[Serrure's Starkphone is balanced on the ledge of a building, filming him in profile as he leans over that ledge, elbows on the concrete top. Lemons are piled near waist high next to him. One is in his hand.] When life gives you lemons-

[He turns to the camera and grins, then chucks the lemon in his hand down at some unsuspecting person below.]-toss them off of a very tall building at people.

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[charring]

[Sorry to ruin your fun, Serrure. Charlie sees what you're doing. She's highly amused and tries to time it just right so it almost looks like the lemon is going to land on her. She looks up, focuses and the lemon flares into ash. And then she gives Serrure a wave and a grin.]

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[doeswhathewants]

[He's half grinning, half because he knows Charlie is Punzie's friend and he doesn't want to hurt her, but on the other hand lemon to the- and then the grin is gone, eyes are wide and he's leaning slightly forward. How did she do that?

And he's just going to raise his hand in a half wave, his expression a cross between that is so cool and please don't toast me.]

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[sixwinged]

But now everyone knows to look for you.

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[charring]

[She doesn't toast kids, Serrure. You're in luck. She opts to call up a warning, since she actually likes the guy.]

You should probably be careful doing that. Who knows what kinda person you'll hit. I don't like seeing my friends get hurt, especially when they're kids.

[errandry]

... I dunno, man, that just means they'll be armed when they come after you.

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[doeswhathewants]

[He grins down at her] I am always careful. Thank's for the warning, though.

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[doeswhathewants]

Then they have no one but themselves to blame if they are hit, now don't they?

[doeswhathewants]

Aha~ But I am defending the high ground. Any attackers would be at a grave disadvantage.

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[sixwinged]

I don't know. They could still blame the person throwing them in the first place.

[errandry]

You're defending one side of the high ground. What if they come up behind you?

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[doeswhathewants]

Would one blame the road for car damage if they saw a sign that said "bump ahead" and did not attempt to slow down or avoid said bump?

[doeswhathewants]

Then I will have to remain ever vigilant, won't I? For being caught unawares would be my own fault.

[errandry]

Hey, if this is war, at least cut 'em open or something.

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[sixwinged]

Some people would.

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[godofabs]

You are just asking for trouble, are you not?

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[doeswhathewants]

This is why the court system is bogged down with frivolous lawsuits.

[doeswhathewants]

And aim for the eyes? Great idea.

[errandry]

Well, I dunno if you can get the eyes from this angle.

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[doeswhathewants]

[And he's not even going to startle, just look over his shoulder, arch an eyebrow and drop the lemon he was holding on some unsuspecting person below.]

Trouble comes whether I ask or not, thus, I prefer to face it head on.

[doeswhathewants]

Shout out to them, wait for them to look up, then drop.

[errandry]

What, you want 'em getting a good look at you?

[doeswhathewants]

What are they going to do, tell the police?

[errandry]

Eeeeh, I was kinda thinking more they could come after you!





You know, with bigger fruit.

[doeswhathewants]

I suppose that could happen, but, they would have to find me first.

[errandry]

Hey, man, I'm just saying! Once they know what you look like, the hunt gets a whole lot shorter.