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[errandry]

You think it's done? All right—Kogarasumaru, rise!

[ the first snapshot: an open steel drum standing in what looks to be a rundown lot. for several lingering moments, the camera dwells only on the murky darkness of oil in shadow.

then.

gloved hands rattle the handles of the wire basket sunk into its depths and begin to lift it. slowly... slowly... a monster emerges from the deep, all breadcrumb (???)-crusted jaw and leering empty sockets.

the whole goat's pretty deep-fried, too, from the looks of it. the last few oil drops shake from the netting as it's pulled free, and the camera briefly frames a boy in a hat hefting the basket to consider their victim thoughtfully. ]

Huh. Maybe we oughta stick bamboo skewers on for horns. How many chicken nuggets can we fit in there, anyway?

[ ignoring his babbling, the camera pans over to a sign which reads simply: EPIC MEAL SERVINGS COMING SOON. 3 ORANGES PER PLATE. ]

[ ooc | a dumb teenage gang's idea of a bake sale. All replies will be in text. Credit where credit is due to Epic Meal Time! ]

Comments

[sympathyforme]

I'll just have fun watching you fail.

[errandry]

oi, nobody likes a sadist. I read a couple chapters on the way over. I can hit the rest tonight.

[sympathyforme]

you'd be surprised. just out of interest, how long d'you want to be stuck in school for before living on the streets?

[errandry]

I've got four out of five classes covered!

[sympathyforme]

By reading through stuff once.

[Hello, bullshit. Calling you out.]

1/2 - ulp, sent backwards

[errandry]

not from that!

[errandry]

[ with all due haste— ]

Look, do you have any notes on pre-calc?

[crowing]

Oi, oi!

Don't accept help from that shitty bastard!

[errandry]

WHAT. it's not like I'm signing a contract in blood with the guy!

[crowing]

Kira is a basssstaarddd. Don't do itttt.

HE'S THE ENEEEMYYY.

[errandry]

... yeah, about that.

1/2

[crowing]

Traitorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. TRAAAITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR.


TRAAAAIIITOOOR.

[crowing]

Brb. Going to your house to piss on your bed.

[errandry]

you've gotta be kidding QUIT BREAKING IN TO PULL THAT SHIT.

STICK TO BUSHES.

[crowing]

It isn't breaking in when I'm let in!

Maybe I'll write my name on the sheets.

[errandry]

IKKI. I will throw out all the meat in your fridge.

[crowing]

YOU'RE TOO SCARED OF MY SISTER TO DARE.

[sympathyforme]

Yes. Not sure I accept oranges, though.

[errandry]

Yeah? Then what?

[sympathyforme]

Surprise me.

[errandry]

I'll run your errands for a week. I dunno, you want something, name it.

[sympathyforme]

That's acceptable. Where do you want to meet?

orz, sorry -- belated repick?

[errandry]

library? where're you headed?

of course!

[sympathyforme]

library for the next hour, going out after

[errandry]

... do you actually have your notes WITH you?