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poly_chromatic2012-05-17 05:14 pm
errandry) wrote in poly_chromatic2012-05-17 05:14 pm
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☀ VIDEO
You think it's done? All right—Kogarasumaru, rise!
[ the first snapshot: an open steel drum standing in what looks to be a rundown lot. for several lingering moments, the camera dwells only on the murky darkness of oil in shadow.
then.
gloved hands rattle the handles of the wire basket sunk into its depths and begin to lift it. slowly... slowly... a monster emerges from the deep, all breadcrumb (???)-crusted jaw and leering empty sockets.
the whole goat's pretty deep-fried, too, from the looks of it. the last few oil drops shake from the netting as it's pulled free, and the camera briefly frames a boy in a hat hefting the basket to consider their victim thoughtfully. ]
Huh. Maybe we oughta stick bamboo skewers on for horns. How many chicken nuggets can we fit in there, anyway?
[ ignoring his babbling, the camera pans over to a sign which reads simply: EPIC MEAL SERVINGS COMING SOON. 3 ORANGES PER PLATE. ]
[ ooc | a dumb teenage gang's idea of a bake sale. All replies will be in text. Credit where credit is due to Epic Meal Time! ]
[ the first snapshot: an open steel drum standing in what looks to be a rundown lot. for several lingering moments, the camera dwells only on the murky darkness of oil in shadow.
then.
gloved hands rattle the handles of the wire basket sunk into its depths and begin to lift it. slowly... slowly... a monster emerges from the deep, all breadcrumb (???)-crusted jaw and leering empty sockets.
the whole goat's pretty deep-fried, too, from the looks of it. the last few oil drops shake from the netting as it's pulled free, and the camera briefly frames a boy in a hat hefting the basket to consider their victim thoughtfully. ]
Huh. Maybe we oughta stick bamboo skewers on for horns. How many chicken nuggets can we fit in there, anyway?
[ ignoring his babbling, the camera pans over to a sign which reads simply: EPIC MEAL SERVINGS COMING SOON. 3 ORANGES PER PLATE. ]
[ ooc | a dumb teenage gang's idea of a bake sale. All replies will be in text. Credit where credit is due to Epic Meal Time! ]
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You were bleeding, dude.
I can still hear the noise when I close my eyes!
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No longer youthful, no longer smart! She left you torn and broken!
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Thankfully, the cops didn't get involved because no one cares about that dipshit so we buried him in the backyard.
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WRITING: -5/10.
BEING A DUMBASS: 6/10.
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MY STORY IS LEGIT. BASED OFF REAL EVENTS.
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i got a mind like a STEEL TRAP!!
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THIS SHIT DON'T RUST!
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