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[errandry]

You think it's done? All right—Kogarasumaru, rise!

[ the first snapshot: an open steel drum standing in what looks to be a rundown lot. for several lingering moments, the camera dwells only on the murky darkness of oil in shadow.

then.

gloved hands rattle the handles of the wire basket sunk into its depths and begin to lift it. slowly... slowly... a monster emerges from the deep, all breadcrumb (???)-crusted jaw and leering empty sockets.

the whole goat's pretty deep-fried, too, from the looks of it. the last few oil drops shake from the netting as it's pulled free, and the camera briefly frames a boy in a hat hefting the basket to consider their victim thoughtfully. ]

Huh. Maybe we oughta stick bamboo skewers on for horns. How many chicken nuggets can we fit in there, anyway?

[ ignoring his babbling, the camera pans over to a sign which reads simply: EPIC MEAL SERVINGS COMING SOON. 3 ORANGES PER PLATE. ]

[ ooc | a dumb teenage gang's idea of a bake sale. All replies will be in text. Credit where credit is due to Epic Meal Time! ]

Comments

[sympathyforme]

...I'm so impressed.

[child_radical]

Dude...seriously?

Private

[worldofourown]

That is - perfectly disgusting.

[odds]

think you're under-charging

[errandry]

you oughta be. this kind of masterpiece only comes along once a century!

[errandry]

yeah, yeah.

public!

[errandry]

hey, it's art.

[errandry]

we can always jack up prices for the second batch if it works out. how much would you pay?

[sympathyforme]

remind me to give all of you a lesson on sarcasm

is that the extent of your exam preparation?

[odds]

wrong guy to ask re paying for anything

but I'd charge more

1/3

[errandry]

I know what it is, I just know how to tune it out too!

[errandry]

uh.

[errandry]

[ ... there was going to be a third comment for excuses, but he has none. whups. ]

[errandry]

hey, you oughta know about the theory anyway!

[child_radical]

You should've gone with candy burgers.

[sympathyforme]

I'll just have fun watching you fail.

[errandry]

oi, nobody likes a sadist. I read a couple chapters on the way over. I can hit the rest tonight.

[odds]

5 oranges

then when they whine knock it down to 4 or your original 3

PRIVAAAATE!

[worldofourown]

Art isn't generally edible.

still public, etc.

[errandry]

so we're improving on it!

you got your privacy setting locked on or something?

[errandry]

... eeeeh. think I'll pass. somebody else can do those.

[errandry]

huh. a business plan.

[sympathyforme]

you'd be surprised. just out of interest, how long d'you want to be stuck in school for before living on the streets?

[odds]

i just hate seeing roasted goats go to waste

action;

[crowing]

LIIIIIIIIIVE—!! LIIIVE YOU BEAUTIFUL BEAST, LIIIIVE.

( arms up and cackling like a mad scientist. then, he turns to kazu, tears almost welling in his eyes. )

It's perfect. Look how excellent it is!