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014 - And Etcetera And Etcetera - Video

[The feed snaps on to a shot of Karl. He looks perfectly neat and well-dressed. Sane, even. But his left eyebrow keeps twitching. Pursing his lips, he tosses his hair back from his eyes, and opens his mouth. Anyone who knows Karl expects him to break into a spiteful rant about 'Puny Humans' or 'The Worthless City'. Perhaps a charming comment about blood, entrails, dead babies, and the joys therein.]

[Instead, what emerges is:]

AY, YO - WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WIT' CHOO, CITY? Don' be tryin' no bubble-poppin'; you bitches gon' be balled up! Ya gots 'til midnight to set me straight, and I'ma low it. Else I'ma put that smack-a-lackin' on ya. We straight thug nasty. We ain't taking shit from nobody, ya' mean?
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[Pause. Blink. Scowl. His left eyebrow twitches worse.]

Bravo, City.

How am I supposed to conduct any business, if even I don't understand what I'm saying? Unless there are translators who understand this gibberish.

[Reaching to shut off the device.]

If there are any, I demand your services for today. Until then - peace out, yo. Keep it trill.

[And he nearly brings up two fingers to make deuces, before catching himself with a smothered growl. Wow. Look at his eyebrow twitch. Muttering between gritted teeth, Karl snaps the device shut. Translators, feel free to get in touch!]

[OOC; Hit with Lost in Translation, Karl is cursed to spit disses like a Gangsta. (Or maybe a Wanksta?) He has no clue what half the words spilling out of his mouth mean. And it's weirding the eff out of him. Help a vampire out, City! :|b]

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Sounds like the City just wants to change your business path.

Foo', you tryin' to clown on me?

I hate this...

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Do you understand what these words mean?

... Sadly, I actually do think I can assume what they mean well enough, yeah.

But can you understand?

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I manage a vampire bar, young man. I won't have customers' orders botched up because the bartender wasn't sure I meant blended fruits or blended newts.

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Watch your language and speak properly.

Yo, brah! Best be keeping outta mah grill 'less you wanna catch a fade!

I assure you, Mr. Aion, I don't usually speak in this fashion.

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Since when do you care about my language anyway?

The things you get yourself in. [He sighs.]

Since accepting to do this favor. I need to understand, don't I?

Mah disses be the dopeness, mutha. I don' do no half-steppin', ya dig?

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What?

Ay, yo, shawty. Ya'll lookin' a straight C-4. Where you at?

Pardon me, Ms. Eden.

The City appears to have cursed me.

[Laughing.

Just.

Laughing]

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Ah, the main, fine shades of your insanity.

Don'tchoo be jawsing at me, foo! 'Less ya'll don' want no chin-check!

It's not my insanity.

It. Is. A. CURSE!

Yes, how dare I think it your own manner of... mental mischief. Translate.

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Is that English?

Dis how we do in da hood, dawg. Keepin' it hun'd, ya feel me?

[WINCE.]

No, it's not English. Or any coherent language I know of, and I speak several.

What it is, is a very aggravating curse.

I never heard that language before either.

Do not speak it again.

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voice; (So sorry! Got caught up in a few things. I am happy to backtag forever tho. :3)

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It's okay! c: Backtagging is awesome! <33

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[... Seven hells, what is he trying to say?]

Yolla, mami. You lookin' fly tonight.

[She looks like an insect? Her lips pursing.]

Perhaps you should cease and desist while you are ahead.

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