014 - And Etcetera And Etcetera - Video

[worldofourown]

[The feed snaps on to a shot of Karl. He looks perfectly neat and well-dressed. Sane, even. But his left eyebrow keeps twitching. Pursing his lips, he tosses his hair back from his eyes, and opens his mouth. Anyone who knows Karl expects him to break into a spiteful rant about 'Puny Humans' or 'The Worthless City'. Perhaps a charming comment about blood, entrails, dead babies, and the joys therein.]

[Instead, what emerges is:]

AY, YO - WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WIT' CHOO, CITY? Don' be tryin' no bubble-poppin'; you bitches gon' be balled up! Ya gots 'til midnight to set me straight, and I'ma low it.  Else I'ma put that smack-a-lackin' on ya. We straight thug nasty. We ain't taking shit from nobody, ya' mean?
...

[Pause. Blink. Scowl. His left eyebrow twitches worse.]

Bravo, City. 

How am I supposed to conduct any business, if even I don't understand what I'm saying? Unless there are translators who understand this gibberish. 

[Reaching to shut off the device.]

If there are any, I demand your services for today. Until then - peace out, yo. Keep it trill.

[And he nearly brings up two fingers to make deuces, before catching himself with a smothered growl. Wow. Look at his eyebrow twitch. Muttering between gritted teeth, Karl snaps the device shut. Translators, feel free to get in touch!]


[OOC; Hit with Lost in Translation, Karl is cursed to spit disses like a Gangsta. (Or maybe a Wanksta?) He has no clue what half the words spilling out of his mouth mean. And it's weirding the eff out of him. Help a vampire out, City! :|b]

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[worldofourown]

Stayin' on the grind, earnin' mah scratch, yo. Gon' strut by the store laterz, an' get me fitted like a mutha'.

[Going to work. Making money. Visiting a tailor for a new suit. Etc.]

...

Why do you ask?

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[jiyuna_togabito]

[He hasn't the slightest besides maybe store in that whole sentence.]

I have to be aware of your whereabouts at all times after all in case anything were to happen.

[Though Karl should know by now he's been keeping an eye on him via his eagle without asking up to this point.]

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[worldofourown]

[A little chuckle.]

Kemosabe, you lunchin'. What-choo think's gon' happen t'me? Ahm straight up beast brah. I gots heart and all themz bitches jus' herbs.

...

That isn't necessary. I can more than watch myself.

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[jiyuna_togabito]

[His cold eyes stared him down as his voice took a heavy tone.]

Don't forget you've only been placed on a longer leash under my agreement with Solomon. Now state where you'd be, young man.

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[jiyuna_togabito]

........................ [Awwwwwwwwwwkwaaaaaaaaaaaard.]

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[jiyuna_togabito]

Forget the latter.

[Though he's fully serious of the warning and not to play him for a fool. He'll know everything you do, Karl.]

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[worldofourown]

[BlinkBlink. WTF was that all about?]

I'm planning to head to work, as I told you. At least, I think I told you..

Afterward, I have some suits to pick up topside.

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[worldofourown]

You're quite clearly cursed, Mr. Aion.

But with what, I'm not yet certain.

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[jiyuna_togabito]

[Finally translated. Work and to pick up suits from that mess? He couldn't see it. He gave a tired sigh.]

Good.

[He just gave an annoyed look to the second comment. He wasn't about to tell him what it was, having been cursed once with it already in the past.]

Don't mind it.

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[worldofourown]

Aight, dawg. Keep it real.

[Hnnnnngh.]

Very well.

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[jiyuna_togabito]

And don't be late.

[ajdfaj;fj His instinct is to keep watching him until he leaves to make sure he's all right despite the irritated look on his face.]