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[orangetoughguy]

VOICE

[There's some kind of gargantuan reptilian whirring and hissing going on in the background of this breezy audio post.]

I'm not going to make it to work today. I'm calling in chased by motherfucking gators.

[ooc: Backdated to like 9am!]

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

They're like fucking dinosaurs!

[FUCK YOU PINK.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Do you have a steak in your back pocket or something?

[Cause, you know, Orange is kind of short and skinny, there's gotta be better prey somewhere. Like White.]

[orangetoughguy]

No.

[He has good muscle mass, you know, the kind that prevents faces from punching his fists.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Call White to save you.

[Hey, you don't see any hunters chasing Pink, so there.]

[orangetoughguy]

Who the hell do you think is up here with me??

[Oops, might have just sullied White's badass reputation there.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Sounds like you're shit out of luck. Get comfortable and hope it only lasts a day.

[orangetoughguy]

Har dee fucking har har.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What, you didn't think I was going to go out there and distract them, did you?

[orangetoughguy]

No.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Good, because I'm not leaving my fucking apartment today. I have a healthy fucking respect for shit that can kill me.

[orangetoughguy]

Oh yeah? You live with that fucking cat.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It never attacks me.

[Well. Almost never.]