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VOICE

[There's some kind of gargantuan reptilian whirring and hissing going on in the background of this breezy audio post.]

I'm not going to make it to work today. I'm calling in chased by motherfucking gators.

[ooc: Backdated to like 9am!]

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How fast can those things possibly run?

Why don't you come over and let'em chase you.

First off, I don't know where you live.

I ain't where I live.

What, there's a fucking moat at your work?

No asshole I'm in a tree.

[Don't laugh, weasel!!!!]

[Wait for it.]

[No really wait for it.]

You got treed by lizards.

[HE'S NOT LAUGHING

ON THE OUTSIDE, ANYWAY]

They're like fucking dinosaurs!

[FUCK YOU PINK.]

Do you have a steak in your back pocket or something?

[Cause, you know, Orange is kind of short and skinny, there's gotta be better prey somewhere. Like White.]

No.

[He has good muscle mass, you know, the kind that prevents faces from punching his fists.]

Call White to save you.

[Hey, you don't see any hunters chasing Pink, so there.]

Clearly you've never had time to wonder this.

Fuck you, you ugly piece of shit.

Who the hell do you think is up here with me??

[Oops, might have just sullied White's badass reputation there.]

Enjoy the fucking lizards.

Sounds like you're shit out of luck. Get comfortable and hope it only lasts a day.

Har dee fucking har har.

[ Guess who is feeding a bunch of crocodiles right now.

Look it's on video. Just for you. ]

Need help?

What, you didn't think I was going to go out there and distract them, did you?

I'm talkin' to one right now.

That's a real zinger, there, White. Middle schoolers everywhere fucking tremble.

How the fuck...

I'm staying out of biting distance.

[ They're more interested in the free food than having to work to take him down. ]

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