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VOICE

[There's some kind of gargantuan reptilian whirring and hissing going on in the background of this breezy audio post.]

I'm not going to make it to work today. I'm calling in chased by motherfucking gators.

[ooc: Backdated to like 9am!]

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How fast can those things possibly run?

Why don't you come over and let'em chase you.

First off, I don't know where you live.

I ain't where I live.

What, there's a fucking moat at your work?

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Clearly you've never had time to wonder this.

[ Guess who is feeding a bunch of crocodiles right now.

Look it's on video. Just for you. ]

Need help?

How the fuck...

I'm staying out of biting distance.

[ They're more interested in the free food than having to work to take him down. ]

This is bullshit.

Where are you? I can draw them off before I have to head into work. I've got enough meat to keep them interested.

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......

[For real.]

Y'know those aren't pigeons right?

I know.

[ But his soul was one. ]

It'll give me something to talk to Saya's sister about, next time she comes around.

[ Oh, did he forget to mention her last time? WHOOPS... ]

[Well. She should help, shouldn't she?]

Would that be counted under sick days or vacation days?

What.

[WHAT A WASTE. HE DOESN'T WANT TO USE HIS SICK OR VACATION DAYS FOR THIS.]

Chased by gators could be counted as sick, because of the inevitable outcome. But then again, if you're traveling, it could be like a little mini-vacation.

Are you trying to help or make fun of me?

[SIIIIIGH.]

I'm shocked that you think I would make fun of you in such a dire situation. [There is a distinct lack of 'no' in that statement. She sighs.]

Where is the tree that you're stuck up?

[OoC: btw, is he officially part of the police force?]

Don't you have a motorcycle for emergency situations like this?

What good is the bike if it ain't in the tree.

You could get it and run something over.

You're expecting me to climb down into a fucking croc pit.

I've got an assault... [ Pause as Eames is apparently rifling through shit. ]

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You've a blade and a gun, haven't you?

I got guns.

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