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Is anyone collecting wild animals? At least they're not reproducing in frenzied amounts, but I've enough pets in this house as is without adding one with terribly sharp claws into the mix. Whenever she's not eating apparently clinging to my leg is the only next viable option, and I can only layer on so many trousers.

And yes, I do realise that this could be much worse but I'd much rather keep these things in their natural habitat or a zo-- the zoo hasnt been letting its occupants loose again, has it? Just wondering; I really would prefer avoiding the unicorns this time. Not everyone can afford to lose a limb or three.

So - baby koala. Ping me if you want one, yeah?

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There are a few especially large ones about today.

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And you caught one?

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With their size, I figure it's rather easier to trap than find a large enough shoe.

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Okay. I'll take it.

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Just like that? You don't want to know what kind it is?

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Do you know what kind it is?

[Lazy, ugly, and stupid. Roll, baby, roll.]

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Well, no.

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I'll bring a tank.

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Lovely. I'll meet you someplace, yeah?

[ Like he's letting her see where he lives B( ]

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You could buy me dinner too.

[Blonde has ditched her to feed crocodiles 8(]

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Is it your birthday?

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Yes, and I'm hungry.

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What do you like to eat that isn't small children?

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I'm not picky, at all.

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All right, all right. Meet you by the fountain?

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All right.

[Mmmm food.]

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[ Look, Carla, he didn't stand you up. He does actually make his way to the fountain, and though he doesn't quite think he'll do the paying portion of it, he is curious to see more of Carla. ]

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[She already thinks he's a weasel, so she's kind of surprised he appears, although the only indication of that she gives is the amused look on her face.]

There's a platypus in the fountain.

[What is Hello.]

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Aren't they endangered or some sort?

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How relevant is that in a place like this?

[And... Australia has been nuked once in her world, Eames. There probably aren't any platypus left there.]

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[ Nooo not the platypusses. ] It can be rather relevant if the City is sucking up all the endangered species.

[ But he doesn't like ecology. ]

Have you picked a place?

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You and I have a different definition of 'relevant.'

[She's definitely mocking him, but... that's not surprising.]

Yeah, it's around the corner.

[It's a tiny place that would be easy to overlook, but Carla makes it her mission to try every restaurant in the city. This one happens to have the best dolmades.]

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[ Eames only rolls his shoulders at that before waving a hand before him. ] Lead the way, then. Is it your usual place or something new?

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[The looks she gives him is only mildly venomous in the grand scale of her reproach. She doesn't particularly like even the idea of him pretending to know where her 'usual place' is, and she's not the most emotionally stable ok. She leads on.]

Once a month, at least. We eat out a lot.

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And here I thought at least one of you would be homemaker.

[ Not... really. ]