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Is anyone collecting wild animals? At least they're not reproducing in frenzied amounts, but I've enough pets in this house as is without adding one with terribly sharp claws into the mix. Whenever she's not eating apparently clinging to my leg is the only next viable option, and I can only layer on so many trousers.

And yes, I do realise that this could be much worse but I'd much rather keep these things in their natural habitat or a zo-- the zoo hasnt been letting its occupants loose again, has it? Just wondering; I really would prefer avoiding the unicorns this time. Not everyone can afford to lose a limb or three.

So - baby koala. Ping me if you want one, yeah?

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[totallyinaband]

That's pretty damn cute, man.

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Most baby animals are. It's a matter of evolution.

[boutant]

But she's so cute.

[ abloobloobloo baby koala let ariadne feed you all the leaves. ]

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I'm at my limit of capacity concerning animals.

[synanthrope]

They eat feces. Baby koalas, that is. Their parent's, to be exact.

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[ NOPE NOPE NOPE ]

She's out of luck, then. I've not seen another koala that might be hers.

[dignity_misery]

[She's waiting, Eames. Get on with it and kill it.]

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[ PUPPY NOT KOALA B( ]

[godlyendowment]

There were unicorns?

[Hercules has priorities. Really.]

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There are unicorns at the zoo, yes.

[superbeast]

You should embrace the leg hugs, she probably thinks you're her dad.

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Do you want to be a father?

[valentineluke]

I'm sure a thylacine would be happy to take it off your hands.

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Thylacine? Which is...?

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[skintoskin]

[There's so much he could say to this post. What emerges first is one question.]

The zoo has unicorns?

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That it does. Violent ones.

[orangetoughguy]

What the hell kind of lucky ass shit is that.

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What crawled up between your thighs and bit?

[sixwinged]

If you don't want it, I'll take it.

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Really?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Put her in a tree.

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It's just a baby. Someone's offered to take her, though.

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[ex_bloodcakedarmor707]

[His voice sounds incredibly amused, okay? It's cute, he can't help it.]

Maybe take him by the zoo?

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[ Rude. B( ]

I've got someone to take her in, at least. I don't think she came from the zoo.

[shall_yield_us]

...oh, I suppose I could spare you the... bear, recent favours considered.

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It's all right, I got someone to take care of her. You can save your offers for another time, though, I'll not decline then.

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[badhairlifetime]

Koalas [It sounds as though she's trying the word out.] hm?

Its claws don't look terribly savage.

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Do you want to try them on?