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Is anyone collecting wild animals? At least they're not reproducing in frenzied amounts, but I've enough pets in this house as is without adding one with terribly sharp claws into the mix. Whenever she's not eating apparently clinging to my leg is the only next viable option, and I can only layer on so many trousers.

And yes, I do realise that this could be much worse but I'd much rather keep these things in their natural habitat or a zo-- the zoo hasnt been letting its occupants loose again, has it? Just wondering; I really would prefer avoiding the unicorns this time. Not everyone can afford to lose a limb or three.

So - baby koala. Ping me if you want one, yeah?

Comments

[totallyinaband]

That's pretty damn cute, man.

[boutant]

But she's so cute.

[ abloobloobloo baby koala let ariadne feed you all the leaves. ]

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Most baby animals are. It's a matter of evolution.

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I'm at my limit of capacity concerning animals.

[totallyinaband]

She seems pretty attached.

[FIGHTING OFF THE GIGGLES]

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I think she just wants to climb anything remotely similar to a tree.

Are you laughing?

[boutant]

She likes you.

[ As if that will convince him... ]

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She's an animal, she doesn't like anyone.

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Maybe I ought to just drop her off in Xanadu.

[totallyinaband]

Dude, you have a baby koala clinging to your leg. Of course I'm laughing.

[boutant]

Sure she does. She obviously likes you enough to cling to you.

You'll have to get past the emus that are walking around.

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Your brand of entertainment is far too easy, then. It's not funny when she's napping and pissing at the same time. [ B( ]

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Support off the ground has nothing to do with liking. [ ANYWAY. ] Are emus very violent? [ He's got guns. He could do this. ]

[totallyinaband]

Maybe you should get her a litter box.

[boutant]

It does when you could eat her. She trusts you.

[ Snort. ]

I have no idea, I've never been to Australia.

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[ He has. He just hasn't made a point of frolicking among emus. ]

We're certainly not keeping her. Pancake keeps attempting to make her his new chewtoy.

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They're not cats.

[synanthrope]

They eat feces. Baby koalas, that is. Their parent's, to be exact.

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[ It's the cassowaries you want to watch out for, really. ]

Pancake. [ Bad dog 8( ] She'll probably disappear by midnight, at least.

[dignity_misery]

[She's waiting, Eames. Get on with it and kill it.]

[totallyinaband]

Just a suggestion, dude, don't bite my head off.

I got one of my own, actually.

[Stephen holds this up to the camera.]

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I don't want to be cleaning up after her for that long, either.

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She's out of luck, then. I've not seen another koala that might be hers.

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[ PUPPY NOT KOALA B( ]

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[ Make Arthur do it. ]

You're old enough to take care of a koala for a day.

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What is that? It's got the head of a kangaroo but the body of a rodent.