video;

[a_parting_word]

I believe he'd say there's a... a way with scissors, and a way without them.

That's all you need to know about what happens behind locked bedroom doors. We're done on the matter.



[ ooc: oh so cursed, but at least imparting great wisdom. :( b ]

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[a_parting_word]

Don't answer me that. Don't even think it over.

[knaveswitness]

You see, Gilbert, when a doll has deep maternal feelings for a young man beginning to experience feelings of his own...

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[a_parting_word]

Break, I...

[a_parting_word]

I...

[a_parting_word]

...I think I hear Raven calling.

[knaveswitness]

Raven can stay out of this, he likely already has had three or more crow wives and left all of them ruined and with chicks.

Disgusting.

[a_parting_word]

He's - he's never, that I know of - how dare you?

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[knaveswitness]

That you know of!

[knaveswitness]

Quite right, Emily, quite right.

[a_parting_word]

Are you saying Raven and Emily have... have...

[knaveswitness]

How dare you.

[a_parting_word]

You're the one who implied it.

[knaveswitness]

I implied that Raven didn't tell you everything he does, clear your perverse mind.

[a_parting_word]

I know what my Chain is up to. If you can't keep your - companion from making eyes, then...

[knaveswitness]

Take it back.

[a_parting_word]

I refuse.

[knaveswitness]

Then we've no recourse but a duel.

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[a_parting_word]

For the Abyss' sake, Break, that's hardly...

[a_parting_word]

...very well. I accept.

Time?

[knaveswitness]

Noon tomorrow.

[a_parting_word]

Then my choice of weapons is... shoe wax.

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[knaveswitness]

[knaveswitness]

Are you taking this seriously?

[a_parting_word]

You're asking of me to defend the honour of a creature many times my size who's spoken very well about the possibility of seeing me dead.

[knaveswitness]

You backed yourself in to this position, Gilbert. I won't hold back.