video;

[a_parting_word]

I believe he'd say there's a... a way with scissors, and a way without them.

That's all you need to know about what happens behind locked bedroom doors. We're done on the matter.



[ ooc: oh so cursed, but at least imparting great wisdom. :( b ]

Comments

[ronderotarel]

How do you use the scissors in the bedroom?

[haring_to_go]

[ GASP! ]

Gilbert!

[ how positively scandalous ]

[ video ]

[a_parting_word]

[ ... ]


[ ................... ]



With your hands, I believe.

[knaveswitness]

I knew I should have entrusted your education to Emily.

[a_parting_word]

[ HIDE ALL AND EVERY ANKLE. ]


...Liam?

Re: [ video ]

[ronderotarel]

Yeah but what do you DO with them? [Strangely enough, he hasn't thought about THAT yet. So he's sincerely confused.]

1/2

[a_parting_word]

How exactly would Emily...

[a_parting_word]

Don't answer me that. Don't even think it over.

1/4

[a_parting_word]

You put...

[a_parting_word]

You put your fingers in the handle with care...

[haring_to_go]

I admire your intent but perhaps you should keep such ideas to yourself. No lady should fear the prick of a blade before she's wed.

[ he flushes, hoping, fervently, that no such maidens are listening in on this... crude conversation. ]

[a_parting_word]

...you make sure you're in no place to make a mess for the morning maids and...

[knaveswitness]

You see, Gilbert, when a doll has deep maternal feelings for a young man beginning to experience feelings of his own...

[a_parting_word]

...and then you go about that which it is you mean to go about.

[a_parting_word]

It's a short blade, Liam. Really.

1/3

[a_parting_word]

Break, I...

[a_parting_word]

I...

[a_parting_word]

...I think I hear Raven calling.

[ronderotarel]

But I don't know what I should go about. Plus I'm not sure I could do it, Claude always used the scissors instead of me. [and you might interpret that as you prefer, Gilbert.] Can you show me how it's done? I have a locket on my bedroom. [He thinks this is some kind of witchcraft practice. It sounds really cool.]

[knaveswitness]

Raven can stay out of this, he likely already has had three or more crow wives and left all of them ruined and with chicks.

Disgusting.

[a_parting_word]

A man and his... his scissors should be left to their privacy.

[a_parting_word]

He's - he's never, that I know of - how dare you?

[ronderotarel]

So I can only do this all by myself? Can't I do it with Ciel? [It sounds like a fun team game.] How do I use the scissors on Ciel? Does it hurt?

[a_parting_word]

You don't - to the Abyss with it, that's your patron, isn't it? Know your place a little.

[ronderotarel]

He's not my patron. He's my friend. And I wanna play this game with him. [But now he thinks he understands what Gilbert is talking about.] My Father liked to play the scissor game with me.