video;

[a_parting_word]

I believe he'd say there's a... a way with scissors, and a way without them.

That's all you need to know about what happens behind locked bedroom doors. We're done on the matter.



[ ooc: oh so cursed, but at least imparting great wisdom. :( b ]

Comments

[ronderotarel]

How do you use the scissors in the bedroom?

[ video ]

[a_parting_word]

[ ... ]


[ ................... ]



With your hands, I believe.

Re: [ video ]

[ronderotarel]

Yeah but what do you DO with them? [Strangely enough, he hasn't thought about THAT yet. So he's sincerely confused.]

[haring_to_go]

[ GASP! ]

Gilbert!

[ how positively scandalous ]

[a_parting_word]

[ HIDE ALL AND EVERY ANKLE. ]


...Liam?

[haring_to_go]

I admire your intent but perhaps you should keep such ideas to yourself. No lady should fear the prick of a blade before she's wed.

[ he flushes, hoping, fervently, that no such maidens are listening in on this... crude conversation. ]

[knaveswitness]

I knew I should have entrusted your education to Emily.

1/2

[a_parting_word]

How exactly would Emily...

[a_parting_word]

Don't answer me that. Don't even think it over.

[knaveswitness]

You see, Gilbert, when a doll has deep maternal feelings for a young man beginning to experience feelings of his own...

video;

[firstaid]

A way with scissors... behind locked doors?

[Color her curious and confused...]

video :: 1/2

[a_parting_word]

That's... one approach to...

video;

[a_parting_word]

Young ladies usually have their mothers and sisters to learn from, don't they?

video;

[firstaid]

[She just blinks at him.]

I was taught by a few women how to use scissors, but some of my tutors were men as well... Why would my mother need to teach me to use scissors... in the bedroom?

[Oh, so confused, even more now.]

[eidoloncast]

[What the hell are you talking about?! He's all red. Because he actually does know what it is.]


Gilbert. What are you talking about this nonsense for?

[a_parting_word]

...I'm afraid that's. That's something I'm trying to realize as well, sir.

[eidoloncast]

[He wonders if this might be some sort of curse. It does seem uncharacteristic.]


Stop it this instant. How can I have a servant that talks about these things so nonchalantly?

1/2

[baitswitch]

[.....WELP.]

[baitswitch]

I do hope Vincent didn't impart his bad habits to you, Gilbert.

1/3

[a_parting_word]

[ HO SHI -


IT'S HIS CHILDHOOD HERO. ]

[a_parting_word]

[ brb finding a small, dark hole. ]

[a_parting_word]

It's nothing like - I've made him look bad.

[coyote_walking]

I... good heavens.

I don't even want to know.

[a_parting_word]

I'm not entirely sure I want to tell you.

[coyote_walking]

Please don't. Just... be safe. Or... careful.