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I heard history's written only by winners but I gotta hand it to the guys who made it today almost sixty fucking years ago.

Thank you for canning beer. Nobody loses.

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What are we celebrating?

[...]

I just told you.

Can you give me details? I just took painkillers.

[ You might be able to tell by how cheerful she sounds, Freddy. ]

Dude, canned beer made its debut on this day in history in 1935.

[So proud he knows this. Hey Aria you sound kinda funny...]

You read that on a can, didn't you?

[ Instead of sounding judgmental, she just sounds really, really chipper, like she's just figured something out that no one else has ever figured out before. Ever. ]

Bucky made us go out and buy a can of beer. He was real excited.

So what if I did? Are you gonna take my trivia license away?

Jesus how old were you, twelve?

Nah. I'd make you bring me a beer but I'm not supposed to drink any alcohol right now.

Canning beer.

Really.

Yeah, really. You got something against it?

Why not?

[She's on meds, duh. But who's going to stop her?]

Seventeen. When I was twelve alcohol was still illegal.

More that I don't really see what the big fuss is over.

Painkillers. Plus Biscuit is in here and I think he'd probably knock it over and I don't want my kitten to smell like a bar.

Okay what is it with you guys and breakfast pets?

You got anymore stories where that came from, gramps?

He looks like a Biscuit. Besides, the cowboy told me to name him Sausage and that wasn't happening, so Biscuit.

Do you drink beer?

Gramps?

Sausage. He suggested...Sausage? For real?

Gramps.

He might have been joking. It's hard to tell.

[Channel your inner Tony, Steve. Find something snarky to say. Come on. You can do it.]

No respect for your elders?

[Okay no you can't.]

So when are you getting Bacon?

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