32nd

[orangetoughguy]

I heard history's written only by winners but I gotta hand it to the guys who made it today almost sixty fucking years ago.

Thank you for canning beer. Nobody loses.

Comments

[boutant]

He looks like a Biscuit. Besides, the cowboy told me to name him Sausage and that wasn't happening, so Biscuit.

[orangetoughguy]

Sausage. He suggested...Sausage? For real?

[boutant]

He might have been joking. It's hard to tell.

[orangetoughguy]

So when are you getting Bacon?

[boutant]

I wouldn't name a pet Bacon.

I kind of want some now, though.

[orangetoughguy]

Why not? What the hell's different about Bacon?

[Other than it's a meat compared to Waffle, Biscuit, and Pancake oops.]

[boutant]

It sounds stupid.

[orangetoughguy]

Says the chick who wants some.

[boutant]

... We're talking about bacon, right?

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah? I could've said meat but I spared you.

[boutant]

[ Oh hello, painkiller-induced giggling. ]

[orangetoughguy]

[He is totally laughing at her giggling and there's nothing wrong with it right??]

[boutant]

[ Nah, she'll just be hideously embarrassed about how out of it she was. ]

[orangetoughguy]

Hey you still there?

[Just to show he cares that she doesn't pass out and drool on her device.]

[boutant]

[ Actually, she sounds like she's across the room. ]

Biscuit, come back here!

[orangetoughguy]

...Oooookay.

[boutant]

[ Sorry Freddy. Looks like she's wandered off. ]