32nd

[orangetoughguy]

I heard history's written only by winners but I gotta hand it to the guys who made it today almost sixty fucking years ago.

Thank you for canning beer. Nobody loses.

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[punchedhitler]

Bucky made us go out and buy a can of beer. He was real excited.

[orangetoughguy]

Jesus how old were you, twelve?

[punchedhitler]

Seventeen. When I was twelve alcohol was still illegal.

[orangetoughguy]

You got anymore stories where that came from, gramps?

[punchedhitler]

Gramps?

[orangetoughguy]

Gramps.

[punchedhitler]

[Channel your inner Tony, Steve. Find something snarky to say. Come on. You can do it.]

No respect for your elders?

[Okay no you can't.]

[orangetoughguy]

[..........]

You tried.

[punchedhitler]

[Even Steve knows he's terrible at this]

Punk.

[He at least knows that much.]

How did you figure it was today, anyway?

[orangetoughguy]

That's more like it.

I read it somewhere.

[punchedhitler]

Even I didn't remember the exact date. But it was pretty cold.

[orangetoughguy]

Shit man you lived it. Touching you would be like touching history.

[punchedhitler]

Only if that means that touching you is like touching the future.

[orangetoughguy]

[STEVE WHY YOU MAKE HIM HAVE FEELS.]

I guess...I mean it's not shiny or anything.

[punchedhitler]

[It is what he does]

It looks pretty shiny to me.

[orangetoughguy]

With all that LA smog?

[punchedhitler]

This is all I've seen of the future, Mr. Orange.

[orangetoughguy]

It's pretty different depending on where you're standing on the planet.

[As if Steve wouldn't already know, derp.]

[punchedhitler]

I bet Brooklyn hasn't changed that much.

[Oh Steve, his hope is adorable. Also wrong. Hipsters. That's what Brooklyn is now]

[orangetoughguy]

[Lucky for you Steve...]

You think so? I've never been there.

[punchedhitler]

Who would go to Brooklyn?

But I hope so, anyway.

[orangetoughguy]

The same people who go to New York?

[punchedhitler]

Brooklyn isn't like Manhattan. There's nothing to see there, unless you like looking at the local YMCA.

[orangetoughguy]

I ain't been there either. [Pause.] You do that alot?

[If only you knew what that means in his day and age, Steve. If only.]

[punchedhitler]

Look at the local YMCA? There isn't that much call for it, but I had a few friends who lived there.