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I heard history's written only by winners but I gotta hand it to the guys who made it today almost sixty fucking years ago.

Thank you for canning beer. Nobody loses.

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Dude, canned beer made its debut on this day in history in 1935.

[So proud he knows this. Hey Aria you sound kinda funny...]

You read that on a can, didn't you?

[ Instead of sounding judgmental, she just sounds really, really chipper, like she's just figured something out that no one else has ever figured out before. Ever. ]

So what if I did? Are you gonna take my trivia license away?

Nah. I'd make you bring me a beer but I'm not supposed to drink any alcohol right now.

Why not?

[She's on meds, duh. But who's going to stop her?]

Painkillers. Plus Biscuit is in here and I think he'd probably knock it over and I don't want my kitten to smell like a bar.

Okay what is it with you guys and breakfast pets?

He looks like a Biscuit. Besides, the cowboy told me to name him Sausage and that wasn't happening, so Biscuit.

Sausage. He suggested...Sausage? For real?

He might have been joking. It's hard to tell.

So when are you getting Bacon?

I wouldn't name a pet Bacon.

I kind of want some now, though.

Why not? What the hell's different about Bacon?

[Other than it's a meat compared to Waffle, Biscuit, and Pancake oops.]

It sounds stupid.

Says the chick who wants some.

... We're talking about bacon, right?

Yeah? I could've said meat but I spared you.

[ Oh hello, painkiller-induced giggling. ]

[He is totally laughing at her giggling and there's nothing wrong with it right??]

[ Nah, she'll just be hideously embarrassed about how out of it she was. ]

Hey you still there?

[Just to show he cares that she doesn't pass out and drool on her device.]

[ Actually, she sounds like she's across the room. ]

Biscuit, come back here!

...Oooookay.

[ Sorry Freddy. Looks like she's wandered off. ]

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