[video; locked FROM Dean Winchester]

[iwatchtjhooker]

Hey guys. If you don't know me, my name's Sam Winchester. You probably know my brother, Dean.

[Sam grins, almost gleefully.]

What you might not know is that it's his birthday today. And I wanted to get him something he'll remember forever. And I thought that if you guys wanted, you could help me.

This is Dean. [He holds up a picture.] Here's my plan, and it won't take you even a minute. Everyone who wants to, when you see Dean today, give him a slap on the ass and call him 'DeeDee.' For extra points, don't explain yourself or anything, just act like nothing happened. I know that's a weird thing to ask of strangers, but I know a lot of you know him and a lot of you who don't will think it's funny anyway. It will be awesome, I promise. And I'm totally going to deny all knowledge, so don't even try to pin this on me.

Oh, and if you think this is some lame family crap, and you don't want to get involved, you're probably right and that's cool. But I figure if we get even ten or so people it'll be hilarious.

Thanks guys! I'll owe you one.

[ooc: If you want to drop in on the party Sam's throwing, there's an open post in a bar.]

Comments

[dulcisnuntius]

You're a very considerate brother, you know.

[iwatchtjhooker]

I know.

[charring]

I am so in on this. I owe him for the other day.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Oh god. Did he get you, too?

[rehymenator]

[ Trying to come up with something to say. So, mostly just y'know. Staring. In confusion. ]

[iwatchtjhooker]

Cas.

Don't say anything to him. Please.

[totallyinaband]

Touching, man.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Let's hope so.

[the_dawnster]

Ohhhhh your brother's gonna kill you~... [Said in a teasing, sing-song kind of way.]

[iwatchtjhooker]

Nah, I'm his little brother. You know how that is.

[likeabreath]

That's downright nice of you. Very nice. I'm sure he'll love it.

[iwatchtjhooker]

I'm sure.

[hatesthefood]

I wouldn't touch his ass with a ten foot pole.

[iwatchtjhooker]

That's good, I don't think he'd enjoy that.

Seriously, no one's forcing you. It's just for fun.

[child_radical]

Just give him enough food to put him to sleep for the rest of the day.

[iwatchtjhooker]

I don't know if that's possible.

[waitedforyears]

Your word is my command. At least when the word is as hilarious as this.

[iwatchtjhooker]

I'll keep that in mind, Ms. Pond. Thanks!

[coyote_walking]

Oh good grief. [And there's laughing.]

Okay, I'll try!

[iwatchtjhooker]

He's hard to miss.

[designedtoparty]

I don't know. If slapping strangers asses were a little more acceptable I think the world'd be a better place.

[iwatchtjhooker]

I think that sort of depends on who's doing what.

[redlikecrimson]

I think I will avoid doing that. But I will wish him a happy birthday.

[iwatchtjhooker]

No pressure, man. Thanks.

[thepointyend]

Why do you want us to slap his ass? [This seems really weird, okay?]

[iwatchtjhooker]

It's not so much that I want people to slap his, um, ass. It's more that I want to make him really confused by making everyone do the same unexpected thing.

[manofgnee]

Oh, that is evil.

Brilliant, but evil.

I am so in.

[He's already involved in all their lame family crap, so.]

[iwatchtjhooker]

Great. I'm glad you approve.

[wishgrant]

It's his birthday?

[iwatchtjhooker]

It is!