[video; locked FROM Dean Winchester]

[iwatchtjhooker]

Hey guys. If you don't know me, my name's Sam Winchester. You probably know my brother, Dean.

[Sam grins, almost gleefully.]

What you might not know is that it's his birthday today. And I wanted to get him something he'll remember forever. And I thought that if you guys wanted, you could help me.

This is Dean. [He holds up a picture.] Here's my plan, and it won't take you even a minute. Everyone who wants to, when you see Dean today, give him a slap on the ass and call him 'DeeDee.' For extra points, don't explain yourself or anything, just act like nothing happened. I know that's a weird thing to ask of strangers, but I know a lot of you know him and a lot of you who don't will think it's funny anyway. It will be awesome, I promise. And I'm totally going to deny all knowledge, so don't even try to pin this on me.

Oh, and if you think this is some lame family crap, and you don't want to get involved, you're probably right and that's cool. But I figure if we get even ten or so people it'll be hilarious.

Thanks guys! I'll owe you one.

[ooc: If you want to drop in on the party Sam's throwing, there's an open post in a bar.]

Comments

[iwatchtjhooker]

Ha. No. I mean, not for like, twenty years. He hated it, though.

[the_dawnster]

Just random shenanigans then? I like it! So count me in minus the slapping on the butt unless I'm feeling super brave in that moment. Cause I'm not really the butt-slapping kind of gal, but I'm great with the name calling and the hair pulling... when necessary. Plus, Dean deserves payback for handing me condoms the other day.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Oh god, you too.

Yeah, basically, I just want to give him a memorable day.

[the_dawnster]

Yeah, me too. I think it's awesome that he has a brother who'll pay attention to him like this, even if he'll pretend to be all grumble-y about it. He talks about you all the time so I kind of feel like I know you! We should be friends.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Well that sounds promising. I know your sister, a little, so that works. We can have an over-protected kid brother/sister club.

[the_dawnster]

Everyone knows my sister. She's all important and stuff. We can be co-presidents of said club. Cause I'm always the president unless someone else is having a really bad day.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Yeah, I hear you. And we can have a secret handshake, and everything.

[the_dawnster]

I'm glad you're into this and not all scoff-guy. Makes it way more fun. You have to come up with the handshake though. I'll make posters cause I'm crafty like that, especially when glitter is involved.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Wow. Glitter. I had no idea. Okay, cool. Handshakes and passwords and stuff are my thing. Maybe secret hideouts.

[the_dawnster]

When you get in league with me, there are all sorts of sparkly things. I would apologize but I'm not really that apologetic. I really like the idea of a secret hide-out though! It reminds me of when I was little and I used to make blanket and pillow club houses in the living room.

[Which she realizes is a fake memory, but most of her memories are fake so what are ya gonna do?]

[iwatchtjhooker]

Oh yeah, I used to do that, too. [When they had a house, anyway.] I should object to the glitter, but I'm secure in my masculinity.