[video; locked FROM Dean Winchester]

[iwatchtjhooker]

Hey guys. If you don't know me, my name's Sam Winchester. You probably know my brother, Dean.

[Sam grins, almost gleefully.]

What you might not know is that it's his birthday today. And I wanted to get him something he'll remember forever. And I thought that if you guys wanted, you could help me.

This is Dean. [He holds up a picture.] Here's my plan, and it won't take you even a minute. Everyone who wants to, when you see Dean today, give him a slap on the ass and call him 'DeeDee.' For extra points, don't explain yourself or anything, just act like nothing happened. I know that's a weird thing to ask of strangers, but I know a lot of you know him and a lot of you who don't will think it's funny anyway. It will be awesome, I promise. And I'm totally going to deny all knowledge, so don't even try to pin this on me.

Oh, and if you think this is some lame family crap, and you don't want to get involved, you're probably right and that's cool. But I figure if we get even ten or so people it'll be hilarious.

Thanks guys! I'll owe you one.

[ooc: If you want to drop in on the party Sam's throwing, there's an open post in a bar.]

Comments

[dulcisnuntius]

You're a very considerate brother, you know.

[iwatchtjhooker]

I know.

[charring]

I am so in on this. I owe him for the other day.

[dulcisnuntius]

I think I can squeeze this into my schedule for the day.

[rehymenator]

[ Trying to come up with something to say. So, mostly just y'know. Staring. In confusion. ]

[totallyinaband]

Touching, man.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Oh god. Did he get you, too?

[iwatchtjhooker]

Excellent. Thanks! I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Cas.

Don't say anything to him. Please.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Let's hope so.

[charring]

With an awkward sex talk? Yes.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Yeah, I'm familiar.

[the_dawnster]

Ohhhhh your brother's gonna kill you~... [Said in a teasing, sing-song kind of way.]

[charring]

In hindsight, it was kind of funny. But I still feel like I owe him. Your birthday plans work, I think. And I will have fun pretending I didn't do it.

All because it's his birthday, see.

[totallyinaband]

Is this a Winchester birthday tradition or something?

[iwatchtjhooker]

Nah, I'm his little brother. You know how that is.

[dulcisnuntius]

Is there going to be a party?

[iwatchtjhooker]

Not really. Winchester birthdays pretty much suck. This is mild.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Well what sort of brother would I be if I didn't make sure he made some new friends?

[the_dawnster]

Yeah, I'm all know-y about that, minus the brother part and more with the sister part. This is an awesome idea though. Do you call him dee-dee and he hates it, or what? There's got to be some back story here.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Do you think there should be? I haven't really planned anything.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Ha. No. I mean, not for like, twenty years. He hated it, though.

[likeabreath]

That's downright nice of you. Very nice. I'm sure he'll love it.

[the_dawnster]

Just random shenanigans then? I like it! So count me in minus the slapping on the butt unless I'm feeling super brave in that moment. Cause I'm not really the butt-slapping kind of gal, but I'm great with the name calling and the hair pulling... when necessary. Plus, Dean deserves payback for handing me condoms the other day.

[hatesthefood]

I wouldn't touch his ass with a ten foot pole.