[video; locked FROM Dean Winchester]

[iwatchtjhooker]

Hey guys. If you don't know me, my name's Sam Winchester. You probably know my brother, Dean.

[Sam grins, almost gleefully.]

What you might not know is that it's his birthday today. And I wanted to get him something he'll remember forever. And I thought that if you guys wanted, you could help me.

This is Dean. [He holds up a picture.] Here's my plan, and it won't take you even a minute. Everyone who wants to, when you see Dean today, give him a slap on the ass and call him 'DeeDee.' For extra points, don't explain yourself or anything, just act like nothing happened. I know that's a weird thing to ask of strangers, but I know a lot of you know him and a lot of you who don't will think it's funny anyway. It will be awesome, I promise. And I'm totally going to deny all knowledge, so don't even try to pin this on me.

Oh, and if you think this is some lame family crap, and you don't want to get involved, you're probably right and that's cool. But I figure if we get even ten or so people it'll be hilarious.

Thanks guys! I'll owe you one.

[ooc: If you want to drop in on the party Sam's throwing, there's an open post in a bar.]

Comments

[iwatchtjhooker]

I think he spoke to everyone.

And I was just teasing. Dean's an okay guy. Really.

[child_radical]

If steadily distracted by lingerie models.

[iwatchtjhooker]

That's when you sneak an extra cookie.

That's what I always did, anyway.

[child_radical]

I just resorted to punching him in the arm.

[iwatchtjhooker]

It's only a temporary solution. He doesn't learn.

[child_radical]

So the self-help books I was planning on getting him are a complete waste.

[iwatchtjhooker]

If he gets really cold, he could always light them on fire.