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[boutant]

[ Ariadne is most definitely not in her room; in fact, to those who may recognize it, she is definitely in Simon and Seth's apartment. She's definitely not wearing anything that belongs to her, either; she's got one of Simon's shirts on, the collar currently crooked as she presses some ice to her shoulder. There's a bruise in the shape of a horse hoof there. When she speaks, her voice is louder than normal, like she's trying to hear herself. ]

I really want to apologize to everyone whose pets or... selves... I may have tried eating over the weekend. I was all cheetah and couldn't stop myself. To the owner of the now-missing chickens, I'm willing to pay you back, if you'd like.

[ She shifts, only to grimace, hand moving to her ribs for a moment. Ow. ]

Someone please tell me Waffle's okay. I'll be home soon, once moving stops hurting so much and the ringing in my ears goes away.

Comments

[boutant]

... Well, he still kicked me.

[signatures]

You were trying to kill Waffles.

[boutant]

I was standing on your bed and he kicked me. No wonder you're sore.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey I saved your bird!

[signatures]

You pulled something in my back.

[orangetoughguy]

I did not.

[signatures]

You did.

[orangetoughguy]

I totally warmed up.

[signatures]

What did you do?

[orangetoughguy]

Pressed 175?

[signatures]

Why.

[boutant]

You couldn't have just hit me in the nose or something?

[orangetoughguy]

Pretty sure with that leg I would've kicked your nose off.

[boutant]

He has hands. Why are you fixated on kicking?

[orangetoughguy]

You had teeth. What if I lost a finger? I mean sure it would've been his finger, do you wanna be responsible for him losin' his pinky?

[signatures]

My pinky is a valuable digit.

[orangetoughguy]

Don't tell me.

[signatures]

Yes.

[boutant]

They could have reattached it.

Unless I ate it.

[signatures]

Then they would have had to gut you for it.

[orangetoughguy]

That's what I'm sayin'.

[boutant]

What if I lacerated his Achilles tendon with my teeth?

[orangetoughguy]

You can't swallow a tendon whole.

[boutant]

I could have ripped it out. Ask the cowboy's horse, I nearly did it to him.

[signatures]

Can you two please stop giving me hypothetical damage?

It makes me ache.