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inception - ariadne

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[ Ariadne is most definitely not in her room; in fact, to those who may recognize it, she is definitely in Simon and Seth's apartment. She's definitely not wearing anything that belongs to her, either; she's got one of Simon's shirts on, the collar currently crooked as she presses some ice to her shoulder. There's a bruise in the shape of a horse hoof there. When she speaks, her voice is louder than normal, like she's trying to hear herself. ]

I really want to apologize to everyone whose pets or... selves... I may have tried eating over the weekend. I was all cheetah and couldn't stop myself. To the owner of the now-missing chickens, I'm willing to pay you back, if you'd like.

[ She shifts, only to grimace, hand moving to her ribs for a moment. Ow. ]

Someone please tell me Waffle's okay. I'll be home soon, once moving stops hurting so much and the ringing in my ears goes away.

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He has hands. Why are you fixated on kicking?

You had teeth. What if I lost a finger? I mean sure it would've been his finger, do you wanna be responsible for him losin' his pinky?

My pinky is a valuable digit.

Don't tell me.

Yes.

They could have reattached it.

Unless I ate it.

Then they would have had to gut you for it.

They'd have had to catch me first.

That's what I'm sayin'.

Still not as bad as an Achilles tendon.

Nothin's worse than eating your own bird.

No one's even told me if he's still alive yet!

You can't swallow a tendon whole.

I could have ripped it out. Ask the cowboy's horse, I nearly did it to him.

I took my chances with everyone's best interests in mind.

Tell that to my ribs.

[SIGH.]

I'm sorry, Ariadne's ribs. I shouldn't have kicked you so hard. I'll let the guy whose body I borrowed know maybe he should lose a couple pounds.