42 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[So, here is Nathan, looking a little older, a little wiser... No? Okay. About the only difference is a hair cut and some rather unimpressive face fuzz. Clearly all his facial hair genes dedicated themselves to his eyebrows.

Besides that, though, he seems remarkably unchanged. He's even back in a florescent orange jumpsuit, this one is even short sleeved. He seems relieved by his surroundings, although he is missing one of his shoes.]

Nice timing you've got there, deities. I thought I was going to be anally violated for sure. Like my ass wasn't killing me already.

Hey, City. You want to see what I can do?

[He doesn't wait for a response before starting what looks like a rather violent combination of dry heaving and choking. Whatever it is he's doing, it looks extremely painful. At least if the way he's clutching his stomach is anything to go by.] Okay. Shit. Not a bird... not a bird. [He looks like he's concentrating intensely for a moment before starting up retching again, looking as if he can't so much as breathe for a minute or two before reaching frantically inside his mouth to yank out a corn snake that seems to have been the source of his discomfort. It's another minute or two before he's capable of talking again.]

Okay, so animals out of orifices? Turns out that's always a bad idea.

[ooc: Nathan is affected with Age Reversal this weekend and so will be aged up to after the events of Vegas Baby! All replies will be coming from realitywarping.]

Comments

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[mrbackwards]

-- what the fuck?

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[realitywarping]

Bet you're regretting not choosing your power first now, huh?

[This is clearly something to be smug over.]

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[mrbackwards]

What do you mean choosing powers?

[ Shuddap, Nathan. ]

[valentineluke]

Rude to an old beggar woman/disguised fairy?

[realitywarping]

What are you talking about?

[valentineluke]

[downloads Toads and Diamonds]

[invisibilities]

You've got something on your face.

[realitywarping]

What, spit? That snake hasn't shat on me, has it?

[He leaves the snake to his one arm, using his free hand to scrub at his face.]

[invisibilities]

[ peering at this so hard. ]

No that's...

When did you grow a beard? And why is your power...

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[charring]

[Just this face. It's a very Charlie-ish face.]

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[realitywarping]

[And yet Nathan still doesn't recognise it... he holds out the snake.]

Hey, feller. You want this?

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[charring]

[Ew. What? No. There's a shudder on the wolfs end and more frowning. and then a questioning look and a headtilt. How did you even do that, Nathan?]

[boutant]

Why would you ever?

[realitywarping]

Why would I ever what?

[boutant]

Animals out of orifices.

I DON'T CARE THAT I'M OH HIATUS

[freedrinkplease]

someone shit on your mouth.

GO BACK TO YOUR HIATUS. X(

[realitywarping]

That bloody snake.

[Scrubbing face so hard.]

2/2, whoops

[realitywarping]

[Wait. :|]

No one shat on my mouth. What the fuck are you on about?

[freedrinkplease]

A snake shat on your mouth then. You got shit. On your mouth.

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[awkwards]

What the fuck is on your face?

[ she isn't even going to comment on the snake bit just yet. still processing that beautiful sight. ]

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[realitywarping]

It's a beard. Jesus. What is it with you people?

[You all lack good taste. :|]

[worldofourown]

Cursed as a circus freak, are we?

[realitywarping]

I'm not cursed with anything. I'm from the future.

[See? He can do the spooky hands to go with that statement and everything.]

[asplodes]

Oh, sick. How'd you do that?

[realitywarping]

Magic.