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[So, here is Nathan, looking a little older, a little wiser... No? Okay. About the only difference is a hair cut and some rather unimpressive face fuzz. Clearly all his facial hair genes dedicated themselves to his eyebrows.

Besides that, though, he seems remarkably unchanged. He's even back in a florescent orange jumpsuit, this one is even short sleeved. He seems relieved by his surroundings, although he is missing one of his shoes.]

Nice timing you've got there, deities. I thought I was going to be anally violated for sure. Like my ass wasn't killing me already.

Hey, City. You want to see what I can do?

[He doesn't wait for a response before starting what looks like a rather violent combination of dry heaving and choking. Whatever it is he's doing, it looks extremely painful. At least if the way he's clutching his stomach is anything to go by.] Okay. Shit. Not a bird... not a bird. [He looks like he's concentrating intensely for a moment before starting up retching again, looking as if he can't so much as breathe for a minute or two before reaching frantically inside his mouth to yank out a corn snake that seems to have been the source of his discomfort. It's another minute or two before he's capable of talking again.]

Okay, so animals out of orifices? Turns out that's always a bad idea.

[ooc: Nathan is affected with Age Reversal this weekend and so will be aged up to after the events of Vegas Baby! All replies will be coming from realitywarping.]

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[awkwards]

[ she sighs. ] It's not Simon's fault if he doesn't have his phone on him. [ except that's a bit out of character for him. but, whatever! it's always nathan's fault. ] Why didn't you leave a message?

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[realitywarping]

Because it got answered by some Northern bastard who told me there was no Barry and hung up on me. How many calls do you think I get?

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[awkwards]

Who the fuck - [ she thinks it over. and, wow, didn't nathan fuck himself over there? how many times has she told him not to call simon barry? (here, a bazillion, at home, probably never. ] - Maybe you should call Simon by his name, yeah?

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[realitywarping]

Well, how was I supposed to know he wasn't going to answer. Who the fuck was I talking to, anyway?

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[awkwards]

[ alisha rolls her eyes, thinking. ] Probably Rudy. He's the reason why we all end back up at the centre.

[ oh. wait, not all of us ... ] All except you. Missing it?

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[realitywarping]

And who's this Rudy? Why don't I know anything about him?

Are you all back doing community service without me? [He almost sounds upset.]

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[awkwards]

Maybe because you're not around?

[ but he can't help it. she won't feel a pang of sympathy for him. ]

Not by choice! None of us want to be back there.