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[designedtoparty]

[So, here is Nathan, looking a little older, a little wiser... No? Okay. About the only difference is a hair cut and some rather unimpressive face fuzz. Clearly all his facial hair genes dedicated themselves to his eyebrows.

Besides that, though, he seems remarkably unchanged. He's even back in a florescent orange jumpsuit, this one is even short sleeved. He seems relieved by his surroundings, although he is missing one of his shoes.]

Nice timing you've got there, deities. I thought I was going to be anally violated for sure. Like my ass wasn't killing me already.

Hey, City. You want to see what I can do?

[He doesn't wait for a response before starting what looks like a rather violent combination of dry heaving and choking. Whatever it is he's doing, it looks extremely painful. At least if the way he's clutching his stomach is anything to go by.] Okay. Shit. Not a bird... not a bird. [He looks like he's concentrating intensely for a moment before starting up retching again, looking as if he can't so much as breathe for a minute or two before reaching frantically inside his mouth to yank out a corn snake that seems to have been the source of his discomfort. It's another minute or two before he's capable of talking again.]

Okay, so animals out of orifices? Turns out that's always a bad idea.

[ooc: Nathan is affected with Age Reversal this weekend and so will be aged up to after the events of Vegas Baby! All replies will be coming from realitywarping.]

Comments

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[mrbackwards]

-- what the fuck?

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[realitywarping]

Bet you're regretting not choosing your power first now, huh?

[This is clearly something to be smug over.]

[valentineluke]

Rude to an old beggar woman/disguised fairy?

[invisibilities]

You've got something on your face.

[realitywarping]

What are you talking about?

[realitywarping]

What, spit? That snake hasn't shat on me, has it?

[He leaves the snake to his one arm, using his free hand to scrub at his face.]

[invisibilities]

[ peering at this so hard. ]

No that's...

When did you grow a beard? And why is your power...

[realitywarping]

What, that? Before we went to Vegas. I thought it went well with the whole magician thing.

You don't remember?

video:

[charring]

[Just this face. It's a very Charlie-ish face.]

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[realitywarping]

[And yet Nathan still doesn't recognise it... he holds out the snake.]

Hey, feller. You want this?

[valentineluke]

[downloads Toads and Diamonds]

[invisibilities]

I've not been to Vegas.

Re: video:

[charring]

[Ew. What? No. There's a shudder on the wolfs end and more frowning. and then a questioning look and a headtilt. How did you even do that, Nathan?]

[boutant]

Why would you ever?

[realitywarping]

What, you expect me to read all that?

[He does skim, though.] Hey, if you wanted me to throw up a pearl all you needed to do was ask.

[He opts for spitting pearls into his hand instead this time... it seems easier than going through the whole snake thing again. He holds them up to the camera, smug grin on his face.] Not bad, huh?

[realitywarping]

Sure you have. Me, you, Marnie, Alisha, and the baby. We even got rooms next to each other. You're supposed to come back over for the wedding.

[Yeah, that's right. He was there for your dream holiday with Alisha. Doesn't that just make it ten times better?]

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[realitywarping]

Aw, come on. It's just magic. I'm sure it's perfectly edible.

[realitywarping]

Why would I ever what?

[valentineluke]

Keep that up and you'll soon meet your prince.

[invisibilities]

[ such a confused pause. ]

Why are you wearing an orange jumpsuit still?

Re: video:

[charring]

[There's a faint whine and she ducks her head. Nathan, do you even realize how awful that looked?]

[realitywarping]

Hey, just because I can throw up shiny stones, doesn't make me a queer.

If anything that's going to be more of a draw in for the ladies. What girl doesn't want free jewellery?

[realitywarping]

Maybe if you answered your phone I'd tell you.

Do you have any idea how long they're looking to put me away for?

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[realitywarping]

[He shrugs, dropping his arm back down.]

Suit yourself, but any real wolf would be on his knees for snake like this. And I've got to get rid of it somehow.

[valentineluke]

The wrong ones, who usually already have boyfriends. They'll jump at the chance to easily become rich.