designedtoparty: ({VB} did you know there's no 7 on a dice)
Nathan Young ([personal profile] designedtoparty) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-03-31 07:32 pm

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[So, here is Nathan, looking a little older, a little wiser... No? Okay. About the only difference is a hair cut and some rather unimpressive face fuzz. Clearly all his facial hair genes dedicated themselves to his eyebrows.

Besides that, though, he seems remarkably unchanged. He's even back in a florescent orange jumpsuit, this one is even short sleeved. He seems relieved by his surroundings, although he is missing one of his shoes.]


Nice timing you've got there, deities. I thought I was going to be anally violated for sure. Like my ass wasn't killing me already.

Hey, City. You want to see what I can do?

[He doesn't wait for a response before starting what looks like a rather violent combination of dry heaving and choking. Whatever it is he's doing, it looks extremely painful. At least if the way he's clutching his stomach is anything to go by.] Okay. Shit. Not a bird... not a bird. [He looks like he's concentrating intensely for a moment before starting up retching again, looking as if he can't so much as breathe for a minute or two before reaching frantically inside his mouth to yank out a corn snake that seems to have been the source of his discomfort. It's another minute or two before he's capable of talking again.]

Okay, so animals out of orifices? Turns out that's always a bad idea.

[ooc: Nathan is affected with Age Reversal this weekend and so will be aged up to after the events of Vegas Baby! All replies will be coming from [personal profile] realitywarping.]
realitywarping: (expectant)

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[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-03-31 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Bet you're regretting not choosing your power first now, huh?

[This is clearly something to be smug over.]
mrbackwards: (⇨ sideglance.)

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[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-31 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean choosing powers?

[ Shuddap, Nathan. ]
realitywarping: (it's up your vag)

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[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-03-31 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You know. When we went out and sold our old powers and upgraded to new ones?
mrbackwards: (⇨ lost in thought.)

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[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-31 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ .... ]

What was my new one?
realitywarping: (oh yeah)

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[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-03-31 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you can turn into a girl.

Not bad, man. I was tempted by that one myself. I've always wanted to have sex with a lesbian.
mrbackwards: (⇨ you're not funny.)

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[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-31 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
This ain't something to dick around about.
realitywarping: (expectant)

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[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-03-31 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Who's dicking around?

I know that you're not. I bet you have tits nearly all the time these days.
mrbackwards: (⇨ i've got some issues.)

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[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-31 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck off, Nathan. Doesn't even make sense.
realitywarping: (that's pretty weird)

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[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-03-31 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
What doesn't? You getting your very own pussy?
mrbackwards: (⇨ looking through you.)

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[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-31 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Piss off. [ Not believing you. ]
realitywarping: (but a cool power's better)

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[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-03-31 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You're just never happy, are you?
mrbackwards: (⇨ mandatory wheelchair icon.)

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[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-31 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes I am. [ The rain cloud over his head is just really, really confused. ]
realitywarping: (expectant)

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[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-03-31 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? You don't look it.
realitywarping: (but a cool power's better)

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[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-03-31 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine, soaking wet, and not even able to look at the upsides of being able to turn into a woman.
mrbackwards: (⇨ in my realm.)

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[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-31 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't turn into a fucking woman.
realitywarping: (think it through)

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[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-03-31 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that we've seen. Doesn't mean we don't know you can.

Why do you have to be so secretive about it?
mrbackwards: (⇨ rage.)

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[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-04-01 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't turn into a fucking girl, fuck off!
realitywarping: (maths is hard)

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[personal profile] realitywarping 2012-04-02 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so let me get this straight...

You pay a shit load of money for a new power, then you deny you even have it? In what world does that make sense? Even in this one that's pretty out there.