Nathan Young (
designedtoparty) wrote in
poly_chromatic2012-03-31 07:32 pm
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[So, here is Nathan, looking a little older, a little wiser... No? Okay. About the only difference is a hair cut and some rather unimpressive face fuzz. Clearly all his facial hair genes dedicated themselves to his eyebrows.
Besides that, though, he seems remarkably unchanged. He's even back in a florescent orange jumpsuit, this one is even short sleeved. He seems relieved by his surroundings, although he is missing one of his shoes.]
Nice timing you've got there, deities. I thought I was going to be anally violated for sure. Like my ass wasn't killing me already.
Hey, City. You want to see what I can do?
[He doesn't wait for a response before starting what looks like a rather violent combination of dry heaving and choking. Whatever it is he's doing, it looks extremely painful. At least if the way he's clutching his stomach is anything to go by.] Okay. Shit. Not a bird... not a bird. [He looks like he's concentrating intensely for a moment before starting up retching again, looking as if he can't so much as breathe for a minute or two before reaching frantically inside his mouth to yank out a corn snake that seems to have been the source of his discomfort. It's another minute or two before he's capable of talking again.]
Okay, so animals out of orifices? Turns out that's always a bad idea.
[ooc: Nathan is affected with Age Reversal this weekend and so will be aged up to after the events of Vegas Baby! All replies will be coming from
realitywarping.]
Besides that, though, he seems remarkably unchanged. He's even back in a florescent orange jumpsuit, this one is even short sleeved. He seems relieved by his surroundings, although he is missing one of his shoes.]
Nice timing you've got there, deities. I thought I was going to be anally violated for sure. Like my ass wasn't killing me already.
Hey, City. You want to see what I can do?
[He doesn't wait for a response before starting what looks like a rather violent combination of dry heaving and choking. Whatever it is he's doing, it looks extremely painful. At least if the way he's clutching his stomach is anything to go by.] Okay. Shit. Not a bird... not a bird. [He looks like he's concentrating intensely for a moment before starting up retching again, looking as if he can't so much as breathe for a minute or two before reaching frantically inside his mouth to yank out a corn snake that seems to have been the source of his discomfort. It's another minute or two before he's capable of talking again.]
Okay, so animals out of orifices? Turns out that's always a bad idea.
[ooc: Nathan is affected with Age Reversal this weekend and so will be aged up to after the events of Vegas Baby! All replies will be coming from

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[ Shuddap, Nathan. ]
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What was my new one?
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Not bad, man. I was tempted by that one myself. I've always wanted to have sex with a lesbian.
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I know that you're not. I bet you have tits nearly all the time these days.
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Why do you have to be so secretive about it?
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You pay a shit load of money for a new power, then you deny you even have it? In what world does that make sense? Even in this one that's pretty out there.