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[majorcrotchgrab]

I'm pretty sure I didn't drink anymore than I usually do last night... but I woke up this morning to a starting revelation: There was someone else in my bed. And I was handcuffed to them.

Now, that's not such a bad thing... if it were someone I'd like to be handcuffed to. I believe I rememeber this happening before so it must be a curse day.

But out of all people, why did it have to be a woman?


[OOC: Handcuffed to Euphie. 8D]

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[eagleofautozam]

The curse would have been less awkward if you had been handcuffed to a man?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Much.

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[eagleofautozam]

I would think that would make it even more awkward if that is the kind of person you like.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Not at all.

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[captaininnuendo]

Not very imaginative, are you?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Oh, I am. But not with women.

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[captaininnuendo]

Not imaginative enough then. Women can be just as entertaining as men, or as omnisexuals, or as aliens, the list could go on. All you need is a proper imagination.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I've never found women entertaining.

[child_radical]

It isn't all bad. Unless it was C.C. or Haruko, then it's awkward and scary.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Who?

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[child_radical]

Women I know.

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[worldofourown]

That depends.

Is she ugly or attractive?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I suppose she's alright... for a woman.

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[worldofourown]

And your tastes don't veer toward the fairer sex?

[thewildone]

Not like the city to give us what we want.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Don't remind me.

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[thewildone]

Who did you get stuck with?

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[daytoday]

if ur that pissed over it u could always send her my way

after u deal w/the handcuffs neway

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I'm not about to send her to some stranger. I can't anyways.

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[deadly_legacy]

[SHE IS NOT LOOKING. Why are there no clothes?]

What are you typing? Shouldn't you be finding pants?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Just chatting with some people.

[He looks down at himself. Being the egotistical bastard he, Raikov finds nothing wrong with being naked]

I suppose I should. Not like I can put on a shirt...

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[deadly_legacy]

[She is a bit tired of craning her neck away to give him privacy with it!]

Isn't the writing the hardest part right now? [One hand free and one attached to hers.]

Please do, thank you.

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[sealegs]

You're handcuffed to a woman and you're complaining?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Yes, I am.

[sealegs]

Well I think these deities are doing you a favor.