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I'm pretty sure I didn't drink anymore than I usually do last night... but I woke up this morning to a starting revelation: There was someone else in my bed. And I was handcuffed to them.

Now, that's not such a bad thing... if it were someone I'd like to be handcuffed to. I believe I rememeber this happening before so it must be a curse day.

But out of all people, why did it have to be a woman?

[OOC: Handcuffed to Euphie. 8D]

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That's an interesting way of wording it but yes, I "play for my own team."

Hmm. You got yourself a lover?

Back home.

Oh, balls.

[SHE WANTED TO WATCH.]

[She will, don't worry. His lover should be coming to the City soon~]

I'm rather good at grabbing them.

You're not the only one, sweet thing.

But you aren't a man. Only a man knows how to please one properly.

Just because I don't have the proper body parts doesn't mean I can't clean out the pipes, sweet thing.

Perhaps you can but... not as well as I can.

Ooh, aren't you saucy. Are you sure you don't want a quick tumble with me?

I'm quite sure.

Spoilsport- it's cruel, bragging about your prowess and not sharing.

Grow a cock and we'll talk.

You'll be the first to know. I hear there's a curse around here that can do that.

... Ah, yes. I remember that curse.

And? Did you have fun?

No.

Edited 2012-04-08 01:26 (UTC)

Oh, the things I would do if I suddenly found myself in a different body.

I can appreciate the female body artistically but not physically so I had no interest in exploring it.

I could play you like a lute- and then we'll see how uninterested you are.

Are you trying to persuade me?

I've been trying since we first started talking, to be honest.

You're certainly persistant.

It's one of my better qualities, or so I hear.

It'd admirable.

But alas, I must still decline.

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