majorcrotchgrab: (✪ excuse me wtf r u doing)
Иван Райденович Райков ([personal profile] majorcrotchgrab) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-03-31 01:51 pm

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I'm pretty sure I didn't drink anymore than I usually do last night... but I woke up this morning to a starting revelation: There was someone else in my bed. And I was handcuffed to them.

Now, that's not such a bad thing... if it were someone I'd like to be handcuffed to. I believe I rememeber this happening before so it must be a curse day.

But out of all people, why did it have to be a woman?



[OOC: Handcuffed to Euphie. 8D]

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[personal profile] captaininnuendo 2012-04-01 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Well now you're just being narrow-minded.

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[personal profile] captaininnuendo 2012-04-01 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Unable to find women entertaining. They're fascinating, you know. Just as fascinating as I'm sure you are, handsome.