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[majorcrotchgrab]

I'm pretty sure I didn't drink anymore than I usually do last night... but I woke up this morning to a starting revelation: There was someone else in my bed. And I was handcuffed to them.

Now, that's not such a bad thing... if it were someone I'd like to be handcuffed to. I believe I rememeber this happening before so it must be a curse day.

But out of all people, why did it have to be a woman?


[OOC: Handcuffed to Euphie. 8D]

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[sealegs]

You're handcuffed to a woman and you're complaining?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Yes, I am.

[sealegs]

Well I think these deities are doing you a favor.

[majorcrotchgrab]

You have got to be kidding me.

[sealegs]

Oh, honey. I don't kid about things like this.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

How are they doing me a favor then?

[sealegs]

Handcuffs, a pretty woman - just think of all the possibilities. If nothing else, at least you've got something interesting to look at for the day.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Hm. How to put this...

I don't like women.

[sealegs]

Oh- so unless you're a self-hating woman, you like playing for your own team, do you? Locking the backdoors, hoisting the masts, fondling the barbells - that sort of thing.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

That's an interesting way of wording it but yes, I "play for my own team."

[sealegs]

Hmm. You got yourself a lover?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Back home.

[sealegs]

Oh, balls.

[SHE WANTED TO WATCH.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[She will, don't worry. His lover should be coming to the City soon~]

I'm rather good at grabbing them.

[sealegs]

You're not the only one, sweet thing.

[majorcrotchgrab]

But you aren't a man. Only a man knows how to please one properly.

[sealegs]

Just because I don't have the proper body parts doesn't mean I can't clean out the pipes, sweet thing.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Perhaps you can but... not as well as I can.

[sealegs]

Ooh, aren't you saucy. Are you sure you don't want a quick tumble with me?

[majorcrotchgrab]

I'm quite sure.

[sealegs]

Spoilsport- it's cruel, bragging about your prowess and not sharing.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Grow a cock and we'll talk.

[sealegs]

You'll be the first to know. I hear there's a curse around here that can do that.

[majorcrotchgrab]

... Ah, yes. I remember that curse.

[sealegs]

And? Did you have fun?