65- Just don't ask him his opinion on Alavert or the future.

[amansgottadowhat]

[Text Post]

Whilst I was in my kitchen, the loud clang of a pan knocked my cock off of the wall. Naturally, this knocked the hands out of whack. I tried all sorts of mechanical lubes to attempt to right it to its normal functionability. Alas, it was not to be.

I should like to get a new one, does anyone have a store that they may recommend?

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[Text Post the Second; Son of Text Post, Emergency Edit]

My error in my original post was completely unintentional. It was completely due to fault of the curse.

I meant clock.

Under the assumption that this is not a two-day curse, I shall edit it to reflect properly what I meant by the time thrusting comes.

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[OoC: The second autocorrect was meant to say Thursday. 8)]

Comments

Should. Should I play it as though he didn't know Raikov was back or?

[amansgottadowhat]

That is not what I meant, and you know it!

Yes.

[majorcrotchgrab]

You're such a tease.

Excellent. Incoming: SPAM OF ICONS!

[amansgottadowhat]

I am nothing of the-

[amansgottadowhat]

[amansgottadowhat]

You!?

[amansgottadowhat]

When did you-

The problem with Hammer is that he doesn't have enough hysterical expressions.

[amansgottadowhat]

That is to say-

Like, not icons where he is going hysterical. Icons where he makes a face that we find hysterical.

[amansgottadowhat]

I was not aware of your return.

I mean, come on. Most of them are just flirtatious.

[amansgottadowhat]

Normally I would never say that I am happy to see someone return. Not to a terrible place like the City.

Those are hardly (hah) appropriate for Raikov. ICly, at least. If Hammer knew he used these,

[amansgottadowhat]

And believe me, I cannot be more sincere when I say that I wish you had not come back here.

then he'd make more ridiculous faces for me to use.

[amansgottadowhat]

But all the same, I think I am alright, knowing that you, of all people, are back in the City.

Done, 10/10. Also, for nostalgia's sake; RAIKOV LIKES DICKS.

[amansgottadowhat]

Raikov, wasn't it?

gfdgdfh ilu so much.

[majorcrotchgrab]

I smell a contradiction in what you're telling me. You're breaking my heart, Hammer.

Only the best for you, baby. <3

[amansgottadowhat]

Oh, are my words that fragrant? How interesting. But I do apologize for your broken heart. Rest assured I only wish that I could have nothing to do with it.

mwah mwah~

[majorcrotchgrab]

But I missed you, Hammer. My world was so incomplete without you...!

[He enjoys tormenting you, Hammer]

[amansgottadowhat]

I'm certain you were able to function as close to normal as is possible for you.

[Hammer doesn't enjoy it so much.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

But I was so lonely.

[amansgottadowhat]

How sad for you that you can seem to find no other source of comfort from friends which apparently you don't have.

[majorcrotchgrab]

You should fin flattery in the fact that you can woo both women and men.

[amansgottadowhat]

I think you flatter me too much.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Do I?