amansgottadowhat: (Don't need to buy what you get for free)
Captain Hammer ([personal profile] amansgottadowhat) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-03-28 07:33 pm

65- Just don't ask him his opinion on Alavert or the future.

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Whilst I was in my kitchen, the loud clang of a pan knocked my cock off of the wall. Naturally, this knocked the hands out of whack. I tried all sorts of mechanical lubes to attempt to right it to its normal functionability. Alas, it was not to be.

I should like to get a new one, does anyone have a store that they may recommend?


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[Text Post the Second; Son of Text Post, Emergency Edit]

My error in my original post was completely unintentional. It was completely due to fault of the curse.

I meant clock.

Under the assumption that this is not a two-day curse, I shall edit it to reflect properly what I meant by the time thrusting comes.


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[OoC: The second autocorrect was meant to say Thursday. 8)]
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ hmph; such a spoiled brat)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-04-06 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You should fin flattery in the fact that you can woo both women and men.
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ how could you...?!)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2012-04-20 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I?