65- Just don't ask him his opinion on Alavert or the future.

[amansgottadowhat]

[Text Post]

Whilst I was in my kitchen, the loud clang of a pan knocked my cock off of the wall. Naturally, this knocked the hands out of whack. I tried all sorts of mechanical lubes to attempt to right it to its normal functionability. Alas, it was not to be.

I should like to get a new one, does anyone have a store that they may recommend?

[/Text Post]

[Text Post the Second; Son of Text Post, Emergency Edit]

My error in my original post was completely unintentional. It was completely due to fault of the curse.

I meant clock.

Under the assumption that this is not a two-day curse, I shall edit it to reflect properly what I meant by the time thrusting comes.

[/Text Post II]

[OoC: The second autocorrect was meant to say Thursday. 8)]

Comments

Audio:

[charring]

You should probably read what you just texted. Just a thought.

Audio:

[amansgottadowhat]

Hm? I'm afraid I don't quite understand what you're getting a-

Whoops, 2/4

[amansgottadowhat]

GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

[amansgottadowhat]

[After some time]

Of course. A curse is obviously apparent in the air. Which of course means that I cannot change anything within the original entry.

Audio:

[amansgottadowhat]

My sincerest apologies, Charlie. I, of course, meant nothing so depraved as any of that.

Audio:

[charring]

[No, she's not laughing at the latest attempt.] Sir? You should check again.

[text]

[anunluckypenny]

Wow.

video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

You have a detachable penis...? Oh my.

Re: Audio:

[amansgottadowhat]

[You are now witnessing, THE angriest silence ever.]

I thank you for your diligence. I suppose that attempting to fix it again would only result in increased discomfort.

[text]

[amansgottadowhat]

My dorsal apologies, Penny. This curse is certainly a strange one.

Should. Should I play it as though he didn't know Raikov was back or?

[amansgottadowhat]

That is not what I meant, and you know it!

Yes.

[majorcrotchgrab]

You're such a tease.

Excellent. Incoming: SPAM OF ICONS!

[amansgottadowhat]

I am nothing of the-

[amansgottadowhat]

[amansgottadowhat]

You!?

[amansgottadowhat]

When did you-

The problem with Hammer is that he doesn't have enough hysterical expressions.

[amansgottadowhat]

That is to say-

Like, not icons where he is going hysterical. Icons where he makes a face that we find hysterical.

[amansgottadowhat]

I was not aware of your return.

I mean, come on. Most of them are just flirtatious.

[amansgottadowhat]

Normally I would never say that I am happy to see someone return. Not to a terrible place like the City.

Those are hardly (hah) appropriate for Raikov. ICly, at least. If Hammer knew he used these,

[amansgottadowhat]

And believe me, I cannot be more sincere when I say that I wish you had not come back here.

then he'd make more ridiculous faces for me to use.

[amansgottadowhat]

But all the same, I think I am alright, knowing that you, of all people, are back in the City.

Done, 10/10. Also, for nostalgia's sake; RAIKOV LIKES DICKS.

[amansgottadowhat]

Raikov, wasn't it?

gfdgdfh ilu so much.

[majorcrotchgrab]

I smell a contradiction in what you're telling me. You're breaking my heart, Hammer.

Only the best for you, baby. <3

[amansgottadowhat]

Oh, are my words that fragrant? How interesting. But I do apologize for your broken heart. Rest assured I only wish that I could have nothing to do with it.

mwah mwah~

[majorcrotchgrab]

But I missed you, Hammer. My world was so incomplete without you...!

[He enjoys tormenting you, Hammer]

[text]

[anunluckypenny]

Way. I'm stuck with sex and the network keeps messing with my massages. :(

[text]

[amansgottadowhat]

How unfathomable for you. But at least you are not alime in your being cursed, so hopefully most will understand.

[amansgottadowhat]

I'm certain you were able to function as close to normal as is possible for you.

[Hammer doesn't enjoy it so much.]

[text]

[anunluckypenny]

Alime?

[text]

[amansgottadowhat]

Alamb

Alike

Albuquerque

Alone.

[text]

[anunluckypenny]

Okra, that makes a lot more sense. :D

[text]

[amansgottadowhat]

Hopefollie





Yes.

[OoC: FYI, I mis-read that colon as a semi-colon, and I was like OMG IT'S THE GUILD ALL OVER AGAIN!]

[text]

[anunluckypenny]

[ooc: Funny that you mention that. Penny caused a good deal of confusion with a text involving a winky emoticon...]

[majorcrotchgrab]

But I was so lonely.

text ]

[rehashing]

This is all very... informative.

[amansgottadowhat]

How sad for you that you can seem to find no other source of comfort from friends which apparently you don't have.

HE'S SOBBING NOW kinda.

[amansgottadowhat]

Actually, it rather isn't. It is very non-informative because what is on there is non-information. It's not correct. Please do not think of these things as being accurate in any way. They were typos. Which is why I am speaking now. So that I do not make any more of them.

I apologize for how crass my entry came across as.

They aren't true facts.

HAH SOB. audio.

[rehashing]

It's okay. It's just autocorrect. I'm used to it.

audio

[amansgottadowhat]

I have never encountered it before. And I shall be certain to never encounter it again.

I am Captain Hammer.

[majorcrotchgrab]

You should fin flattery in the fact that you can woo both women and men.

audio

[rehashing]

[ Captain Hammer? ]

... Elena.

[ No captain. ]

Are you from a time before phones had predictive text? Or, before phones?

[amansgottadowhat]

I think you flatter me too much.

audio

[amansgottadowhat]

Elena. How wonderful to meet you, even under such . . . unfortunate circumstances.

I am very familiar with cellular phones. I am from Los Angeles, 2008. But I am very unfamiliar with this- predictive text as you call it. I believe that texting was just coming to be very popular on phones, none of it predictive like this.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Do I?

audio

[rehashing]

The circumstances could be worse?

[ She's trying, here. When the extent of her problems begin and end with fail texting? She's not going to complain much. ]

And probably none of it cheaper, either.

audio

[amansgottadowhat]

Worse is a possibility. Perhaps I shall use the word 'indecent'.

I am unsure of the price range of it in LA versus the rest of the United States. Or here, for that matter.

audio

[rehashing]

... Indecent works.

Right. I just - meant, there are packages. Unlimited texts, internet and so-on.

audio

[amansgottadowhat]

Ah, yes, I see. I am familiar with those sorts of things. But just not with the type of texting that this curse is centered around.

audio

[rehashing]

Right.