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[feycarved]

I gotta say, I ain't never seen a city like this before.

[After that observation, he takes a moment to adjust his hat and clear his throat.] Assuming I'm usin' this thing correctly, and assumin' likewise that any of y'all out there can hear me... The name's Elijah Morgan, the Elijah Morgan, best damn hunter of fey on either side of the Atlantic. I was en route to the States last I recall, but it seems there's been some kinda...mishap, I guess. Now, I had some important business waitin' for me back in America, so if someone would kindly show me the way outta here, that would be very much appreciated.

Secondly, ah... If anyone happens to see a big guy in a black mask and veil, maybe carryin' around a big ol' spear, that would be my partner. [A beat.] Work partner. His name's Aðalgeir and he ain't much of a talkative type, so if any of y'all would let me know where he is, that would also be very much appreciated.

[After another pause:] Geir, if you can hear this yourself, I need you to contact me pronto. I'm near this big fountain right now, but I ain't stickin' around long. [And the connection cuts out.]

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[boutant]

No one really knows that, either. I can send you a guide, if you'd like, but it's pretty outdated.

[ There's a shake of her head. ] If it's a magic thing, we don't have it where I come from.

[feycarved]

Well... Outdated is better'n nothin', I suppose.

[No magic... He wonders about that.] That's right. Any sorta creature capable of usin' magic all on its own is what's called a fey.

[boutant]

[ Guide.pdf ]

Would that include vampires and wizards, or...?

[feycarved]

[He snorts.] If you mean men by "wizards," naw. I ain't part of any coven; I don't do nothin' against humans unless I'm bein' attacked by one.

And I don't deal with vampires, neither. [He sounds particularly adamant about that.] Or werebeasts. It's a personal policy.

[boutant]

[ Er. ] Well, I guess most wizards are men, as far as I'm aware. [ You people and all your different magic terms she doesn't even. ]

I don't know about werebeasts, but there are vampires here. And unicorns in the zoo, but they apparently gore anyone who's not a virgin.

[feycarved]

Wizards are coven-kept men. It's nicer to call 'em warlocks, but it ain't much better.

That sure sounds like unicorns... [Wait.] They're bein' kept in a zoo?

[boutant]

I have no idea if they're in a coven or not. [ SUDDENLY ALL THE UNSURES. ] What if they introduced themselves to you as wizards?

Apparently?

[feycarved]

Then I'd have to ask 'em what coven they'd been sworn into.

[And then he shakes his head.] Unicorns don't belong in zoos. No fey does.

[boutant]

[ The... Weasley... coven...? ]

I think there was a public safety concern.

[feycarved]

Like keepin' 'em penned up ain't a concern on its own?

[boutant]

I really have no experience with unicorns or zoos, outside of architecture.

[feycarved]

Well... Can't say I'd expect ya to, seein' how you didn't even know what a fey is. But that's all right.

[boutant]

... There's also a singing plant.

[feycarved]

A singing plant.

[Huh.]

Now there's somethin' I ain't never heard of before.

[boutant]

It's probably carnivorous, unless its song about eating people was just for show.

[feycarved]

[What.]

And they're just lettin' that thing be?

[boutant]

The deities usually aren't too concerned.

[feycarved]

[Oh. Deities.

He shakes his head.] 'Course they aren't.

[boutant]

We're like science experiments to them.

[feycarved]

[Wonderful.] Ain't that a relief.

[boutant]

You got the guide I sent, right?

[feycarved]

[Uh.]

Believe so... Ain't rightly sure how to get to it. [He is from 1922 and what is this.]

[boutant]

Oh-- [ Here have some instructions. ]

Did that make sense?

[feycarved]

Think so. [And a minute later—] Got it.

Thank ya kindly, miss.

[boutant]

Excellent.

[ Oh, right. ] My name's Ariadne.