[ VIDEO ] / DESERT CITY

[signatures]

[ There's a bit of a glitchy video feed showing Eames' mug in the cramped room provided by the safe zone housing. ]

I'm not sure whether or not someone has already offered a solution to our little slimy problem- [ there's jostling movement as Eames flicks a slug off of his shoulder before he turns the camera toward the ground where he has a shallow pan set up. There's amber fluid in the pan with a rather large congregation of slugs floating inside it, a neat stack of a rather ratty looking six-pack of emptied beer cans nearby. ]

You can use beer to create traps for the slugs. It doesn't particularly matter what brand as slugs aren't the pickiest of the bunch - they'll try to get to the source and promptly drown themselves.

[ He pokes at the pan with the tip of his shoe - the slugs roll around with the momentum, dead. Eames makes a bit of a disgruntled sound. ] Yeast makes the compound a bit more appetizing for the bastards, but I hardly expect anyone to have packets of the stuff around on this side.

Enjoy yourselves.

[ Blip! Off goes the feed. ]

Comments

[boutant]

[ Just sitting here looking disgusted at all of the slugs. Hi. ]

[signatures]

[ Eames picks a dead slug up out of the pan and wiggles it at her. ]

[boutant]

[ sd;gksldhg ]

Put it down!

[signatures]

Oh come on, it's already dead.

[ Slowly approaches closer. ]

[boutant]

[ Nope nope nope moving away. ]

What if it comes back to life?

[signatures]

Touch it. I dare you. It's absolutely dead.

[boutant]

[ Pause. ]

Did you really just dare me?

[inmyothertights]

Just remember: if you use PBR, all of Brooklyn cries.

[signatures]

As far as I'm concerned, PBR is already made of slugs.

[inmyothertights]

That's an interesting theory.

[signatures]

Not wholly inaccurate.

[inmyothertights]

There's an episode of Futurama like that.

[signatures]

Is there? I never got into the cartoon, personally.

[inmyothertights]

Well, at least you know what it is.

[orangetoughguy]

Fuck that's not what that's for!

[signatures]

Now it is.

[orangetoughguy]

Why there are so many other fuckin' ways to kill a fuckin' snail.

[signatures]

Because I can leave this one out while I'm asleep.

1/?

[orangetoughguy]

[orangetoughguy]

[orangetoughguy]

[orangetoughguy]

DONE

[orangetoughguy]

It's still good to drink in the morning right?

[signatures]

Is that a serious question?

[orangetoughguy]

Beer doesn't come fuckin' cheap anymore you know.