[video] galleons lost in the sea

[bedsidemanners]

Much as I hate to add to the complaints, this is getting ridiculous.

[He holds up what had been a pair of glasses, the sand collapsing between his fingers in seconds.]

[Then he shifts the camera to the remnants of his house. He's still got a couch, and all of about two walls. The rest is sand.]

My survival skills haven't gotten a... chance like this in quite awhile. I don't remember any curse lasting this long before. Might as well bring out the camels at this point.

Most of my pantry's been spared, at least. I expect it to go soon. [a pause] Michael? Are you still here?

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[shall_yield_us]

You have sand and you have wind and you have - tears and tatters.

[shall_yield_us]

Come, come. Do unwinds. Work your arms, then your hands, then your fingers. Let's we see a sandstorm.

[bedsidemanners]

And wreck this place even worse? Why would I want to do that?

[shall_yield_us]

Because it will turn to wreckage any-the-how. Because you have the power. Because you want to.

[bedsidemanners]

I don't like to ruin things.

[shall_yield_us]

You dance with air's destruction at your fingertips. I find that unlikely.

[bedsidemanners]

I'd hardly gain friends that way.

[shall_yield_us]

And you'll find no better opportunity than now to stretch your wings a little, hmmm?

[bedsidemanners]

Now that would be wrong.

[shall_yield_us]

...all hail, all hail, Raphael - sudden herald of abstinence.

[bedsidemanners]

Abstinence from abusing power.

[valentineluke]

*sends from his side, a picture of what the City looks like*

[bedsidemanners]

Impressive. Really.

[valentineluke]

*Desert transmission to Glass cuts off*

[gotashortfuse]

[he's been busy having a blast with the monsters that appeared at night.]

HEY RAPHAEL! WHERE ARE YA? THIS PLACE IS GREAT!

[bedsidemanners]

At what's left of my house.

[gotashortfuse]

Great! I'm comin'!

[bedsidemanners]

This is not great! I don't have a house anymore!

[gotashortfuse]

Ya don't need one! We'll move around at night!

[bedsidemanners]

It'll be just like being at camp.

[gotashortfuse]

See? It's awesome!

[And he lands right in front of Raphael....

...dropping a giant head of something at his feet.]

[bedsidemanners]

[and he's just staring]

... What is that?

[gotashortfuse]

No idea! It tried ta eat me though!

[bedsidemanners]

In the Underground, right?

[right? hopefully?]

[gotashortfuse]

Nah! It popped out of the sand!