[video] galleons lost in the sea

[bedsidemanners]

Much as I hate to add to the complaints, this is getting ridiculous.

[He holds up what had been a pair of glasses, the sand collapsing between his fingers in seconds.]

[Then he shifts the camera to the remnants of his house. He's still got a couch, and all of about two walls. The rest is sand.]

My survival skills haven't gotten a... chance like this in quite awhile. I don't remember any curse lasting this long before. Might as well bring out the camels at this point.

Most of my pantry's been spared, at least. I expect it to go soon. [a pause] Michael? Are you still here?

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[gotashortfuse]

Yeah! It's awesome!

[bedsidemanners]

We're sticking together through this one.

[gotashortfuse]

Of course we are!

Heeeeeey. I could blast us a hole for daytime.

[bedsidemanners]

That makes me feel like a mole.

[gotashortfuse]

We wouldn't be moles. They'd be caves that are made outta glass 'cause I burned them.

[bedsidemanners]

... That's better.

I'll... see if I can forage for supplies, or something.

[gotashortfuse]

We can eat the stuff out here and if you go deep enough there will be water.

[Pause, pause.]

Your survival training sucks, huh?

[bedsidemanners]

I really don't want to eat.... [whatever that is. cue raphael pointing to the monster's head]

... It doesn't suck, I just never particularly enjoyed it.

[gotashortfuse]

We can't eat that unless we wanna try brain.

[bedsidemanners]

I know. I meant those things in general.

[gotashortfuse]

Okay. Then I'll find one of the lizard ones.

[bedsidemanners]

[a wince, and then a nod]

I might be able to recover some of the food in my pantry, too, let's see.

[gotashortfuse]

................

Pussy.

[bedsidemanners]

Practical.

[gotashortfuse]

It probably won't last. That means monster meat.

[bedsidemanners]

Promise that mine will be well-done.

[gotashortfuse]

That's the only way it tastes good.

[bedsidemanners]

You've tried it already?

[gotashortfuse]

No.

But that's probably how it works.

[bedsidemanners]

I'll season it.

[gotashortfuse]

With what?

[bedsidemanners]

Salt. Maybe. I don't want to be entirely useless here.

[gotashortfuse]

Hey, Raphael...

[bedsidemanners]

Yeah?

[gotashortfuse]

Where are you going to get salt in a desert?