[video] galleons lost in the sea

[bedsidemanners]

Much as I hate to add to the complaints, this is getting ridiculous.

[He holds up what had been a pair of glasses, the sand collapsing between his fingers in seconds.]

[Then he shifts the camera to the remnants of his house. He's still got a couch, and all of about two walls. The rest is sand.]

My survival skills haven't gotten a... chance like this in quite awhile. I don't remember any curse lasting this long before. Might as well bring out the camels at this point.

Most of my pantry's been spared, at least. I expect it to go soon. [a pause] Michael? Are you still here?

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[gotashortfuse]

No.

But that's probably how it works.

[bedsidemanners]

I'll season it.

[gotashortfuse]

With what?

[bedsidemanners]

Salt. Maybe. I don't want to be entirely useless here.

[gotashortfuse]

Hey, Raphael...

[bedsidemanners]

Yeah?

[gotashortfuse]

Where are you going to get salt in a desert?

[bedsidemanners]

Tears.

[gotashortfuse]

From who? It's just us.

[bedsidemanners]

... Never mind.

[gotashortfuse]

...So no salt?

[bedsidemanners]

No salt. But let me know if I can do anything.

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[gotashortfuse]

[Thinking...]

[gotashortfuse]

You can cool off the cave after I make it.

[bedsidemanners]

Sure. I'll be glad to.

[gotashortfuse]

Good. Because I don't want ya getting burned up by the heat.

[See? He cares.]

[bedsidemanners]

[his expression softens slightly]

You don't need to worry about that.

[gotashortfuse]

Oi! Who said I was worried?

[He totally is but that's not the point.]

[bedsidemanners]

The fact that you mentioned it.

[gotashortfuse]

Well I'm not! So there!