[video] galleons lost in the sea

[bedsidemanners]

Much as I hate to add to the complaints, this is getting ridiculous.

[He holds up what had been a pair of glasses, the sand collapsing between his fingers in seconds.]

[Then he shifts the camera to the remnants of his house. He's still got a couch, and all of about two walls. The rest is sand.]

My survival skills haven't gotten a... chance like this in quite awhile. I don't remember any curse lasting this long before. Might as well bring out the camels at this point.

Most of my pantry's been spared, at least. I expect it to go soon. [a pause] Michael? Are you still here?

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[shall_yield_us]

And if it's so?

[bedsidemanners]

I'd rather hear it from you than him.

[shall_yield_us]

Caution and burned fingers and kiss them, so the ache won't spread. Now who sounds jealous of a child?

[bedsidemanners]

Don't sidetrack me.

[shall_yield_us]

You're offering me a storm in exchange for the answer to a question that might cost me the entire game.

[bedsidemanners]

Then you wouldn't tell me regardless of what I offered, would you?

[shall_yield_us]

The simplest solution, then, is to give me my storm and ask for nothing.

[bedsidemanners]

The simplest solution is to give you nothing.