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[errandry]

filtered from Wanijima Agito + Minami Itsuki ][

I'm gonna need at least a couple fighters who know what they're doing. The more supernatural powers, the better. Won't take more than three hours if you're good enough, but it might be kind of dangerous.

Killers don't need to bother asking.

Payment negotiable. Give me a price.



♚ IKKI — [ three hours after the first filter ]

I want to talk.

♝ AGITO — [ an hour after the second filter ]

Think we can meet somewhere?

[ ooc | blah blah, Years That Never Were and cursed out of his mind. Offer entirely open, I'll ping with details as needed! Responses after a quick break. ♥ ]

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[sickbeat]

its like you deliberated over the worst possible way to rally up a deadly entourage of supernatural powerhouses
did you not watch xmen
or
are you just trying to sound sketchy

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[exhausts]

Hey, it's a job! Had to be clear about a couple things.

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[sickbeat]

and yet
you also succeeded in being as vague as possible
congrats dude

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[errandry]

Didn't want to bug anybody with the extra details unless they'll definitely work. And it's not that complicated anyway!

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[sickbeat]

ok
since its obviously not top secret
im curious

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[errandry]

What makes you think it's not top secret?

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[sickbeat]

i dont know
could be because this entire post is not a secret

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[exhausts]

Hey, it's kind of hard to recruit for that kind of thing unless you already know people!

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[sickbeat]

and what if they decide to kill you after
jegus dude

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[errandry]

[ ... oh no, it's a sweet kid. :( ]

Bad idea if they wanna get paid, don't you think?

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[sickbeat]

[Don't be absurd Bl]

oh my god
who are you and who decided it was a good idea to let you do this

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[errandry]

Just another dumbass with a bad idea, I guess. So tell me why they'd wanna kill me.

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[sickbeat]

if its money they want they can just shank you and take it themselves
do you watch movies at all
its the most classic of small villain tropes
comparable to the asshole who hears a noise upstairs in a horror movie and then actually goes upstairs
and not only that
he goes in the attic because thats definitely what you should do when theres an axe murderer just hanging out in your house like hey
sup
thanks for making it easy on me dude

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[errandry]

Oh yeah--I forgot to tell you about that before, huh? Nobody stays dead around here.

And I'm in the wrong genre for getting backstabbed after a heist anyway.

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[sickbeat]

what
like
extra lives or something

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[exhausts]

Nah, more like a zombie effect. You can trade back for them, though.

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[sickbeat]

what the fuck
guess what
dying still sucks
i mean unless youre unspeakably into that kind of thing which i hope you arent

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[errandry]

Nah, I'm not, but I know what I'm doing! Nobody's getting anything if I get ambushed.

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[sickbeat]

you know what usually happens after people say
i know what im doing

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[errandry]

All right, all right! How about "I'll leave a feed running the whole time so that they're screwed with evidence if I die"?

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[sickbeat]

........
this is one of those fucking curse things isnt it

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[errandry]

What?

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[sickbeat]

a curse thing
did you forget already
should i pelt you with YOU MUST BE NEW comments too that seems to be a thing around here

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[errandry]

Hey, you're the one who just got here, I don't wanna hear that from you!

If you're talking about me, don't worry about it. That curse happened at birth.

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[sickbeat]

haha
ok whatever im done trying to be all reasonable and logical and shit
takes way too much effort and talking around in too many circles
not an angle in this entire fucking conversation
no matter how much i tried being
obtuse about it