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[[ooc; Dated forward because weekends are no longer actually great times for me to tag anymore, go figure.]]

[Carla is definitely barbecuing baby dragons. This is absolutely a fact, the large glass doors of her flat looking out onto the ocean are open while she works on the back patio. She has a little lizard skewered on a knife, rotating it lazily over the flames of a small grill.

She is recording this for posterity.]

I've never eaten dragon before.

[And she has eaten a number of disgusting creatures.]

What do you think, Peanut?

[The puppy is at her feet, nibbling away, tail wagging. Carla takes this as a sign it's delicious. She pulls the second little dragon back from the fire, examining it thoughtfully before she works off a leg and nibbles off the meat.]

It tastes alright. [But then again she would eat anything, filthy zombie wretch.] But...

[She frowns as she continues eating. Pausing for a moment to cough up a smoke ring uncomfortably.]

[Peanut, on the other hand, belches up a full mouthful of fire which causes Carla to jerk awkwardly out of the way.]

Fuck.

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Oh. That can't be good at all.

[The dog, a black and tan Shiba Inu, sneezes. Another round of fire emitting from him. Carla is nudging him out of her flat as quickly as possible.]

How fucking insightful.

Sorry.

Hopefully you won't turn into a dragon yourself.

Hopefully?

[Dude. Fuck you. She would burn this city to the ground.]

Yeah. Dragons are great targets for dragon hunters. People wanting to kill you. Use your hide for its magical properties.

Not if you burn everything to the ground.

[Seriously. She would. Her alignment is not Good.]

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They are supposed to be a delicacy in some places, but this One has never cared to try.

It tastes like... [Smoke.] barbecue.

It is more a concern over starting a fight with the Shinryuu than taste. If One wishes for the queen of Gehennan Royal Family to join us, it wouldn't do to cause issues.

One would suppose the barbecue taste is due to the cooking method though.

Who wins in a fight? A demon, or a dragon?

One would not fight an animal. The Shinryuu are the guardian spirits or oracles of the family, they fight not either.

That doesn't answer the question.

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[ ... ]

Did Peanut just breathe out flames?

Karl.

[Little sister is not quite whining. But. Really. Yes, her dog is belching flames.]

[ So he is. ]

Perhaps you ought to keep him in the oven? For the time being.

[ Not a trace of sarcasm. He's quite serious. ]

[ She stares at him for a moment before a laugh cackles out of her. ]

He'll melt it.

[ She has him out of the flat, and he is melting the sand on the beach. ]

[ They sure don't make oven like they used to 8( ]

Not considering keeping the dragons as a temporary pet.

[ He has. He's planning to present it to Diva. ]

[ She shrugs boredly. ]

When else was I going to get to eat one?

[ Although she's a tad exasperated with the experiment. ]

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... I don't think I'd have any more of that.

You haven't tried any.

Not for lack of opportunities.

That isn't the point.

Let's just say I don't want to run the risk of suddenly breathing fire. I might combust.

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I can't decide if that's horrifying or amazing.

It's not an imperative decision.

[AKA it can be both. AKA keeping her apartment from burning down matters more.]