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[dignity_misery]

[[ooc; Dated forward because weekends are no longer actually great times for me to tag anymore, go figure.]]

[Carla is definitely barbecuing baby dragons. This is absolutely a fact, the large glass doors of her flat looking out onto the ocean are open while she works on the back patio. She has a little lizard skewered on a knife, rotating it lazily over the flames of a small grill.

She is recording this for posterity.]

I've never eaten dragon before.

[And she has eaten a number of disgusting creatures.]

What do you think, Peanut?

[The puppy is at her feet, nibbling away, tail wagging. Carla takes this as a sign it's delicious. She pulls the second little dragon back from the fire, examining it thoughtfully before she works off a leg and nibbles off the meat.]

It tastes alright. [But then again she would eat anything, filthy zombie wretch.] But...

[She frowns as she continues eating. Pausing for a moment to cough up a smoke ring uncomfortably.]

[Peanut, on the other hand, belches up a full mouthful of fire which causes Carla to jerk awkwardly out of the way.]

Fuck.

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[deadmanbusiness]

Oh. That can't be good at all.

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[dignity_misery]

[The dog, a black and tan Shiba Inu, sneezes. Another round of fire emitting from him. Carla is nudging him out of her flat as quickly as possible.]

How fucking insightful.

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[deadmanbusiness]

Sorry.

Hopefully you won't turn into a dragon yourself.

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[dignity_misery]

Hopefully?

[Dude. Fuck you. She would burn this city to the ground.]

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[deadmanbusiness]

Yeah. Dragons are great targets for dragon hunters. People wanting to kill you. Use your hide for its magical properties.

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[dignity_misery]

Not if you burn everything to the ground.

[Seriously. She would. Her alignment is not Good.]

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[deadmanbusiness]

[Oh. He believes her. Of course his alignment is neutral, so there you go.]

Hah! You sound like my fiancee.

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[dignity_misery]

I'm flattered.

[No she isn't, but her smile always gets a little cruel and sharp when she flirts.]

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[deadmanbusiness]

She's a wonderful person and a terror to all who get in her way.

Do they taste like chicken?

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[dignity_misery]

That's not what I'm like.

[She's a terrible person, and a terror to all who get in her way.]

I like other things better than the taste of chicken.

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[deadmanbusiness]

Such as?

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[dignity_misery]

Steak.

[Candy. Werewolf. Sand worm.]

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[deadmanbusiness]

That probably is a lot better than chicken.

[If she's going to try and weird him out, she'll have to work at it.]

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[dignity_misery]

[She's definitely not working at it. Otherwise she might have mentioned how much raw steak reminded her of human flesh.]

We all have our preferences.

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[deadmanbusiness]

Do you prefer dragons to steak?

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[dignity_misery]

My dog is breathing fire on the beach.

[Which is not quite an answer. Because fire breathing puppy would be awesome if not for the inconvenience of it all. And it had tasted alright... except for coughing up smoke herself. That was irritating. She generally found she could eat anything, even if it was rotten.]

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[deadmanbusiness]

It makes him a better guard dog.

[indecent_butterfly]

They are supposed to be a delicacy in some places, but this One has never cared to try.

[dignity_misery]

It tastes like... [Smoke.] barbecue.

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[dignity_misery]

If there's a house to guard.

[indecent_butterfly]

It is more a concern over starting a fight with the Shinryuu than taste. If One wishes for the queen of Gehennan Royal Family to join us, it wouldn't do to cause issues.

One would suppose the barbecue taste is due to the cooking method though.

[worldofourown]

[ ... ]

Did Peanut just breathe out flames?

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[bedsidemanners]

... I don't think I'd have any more of that.

[hates_most_things]

I can't decide if that's horrifying or amazing.

[dignity_misery]

Who wins in a fight? A demon, or a dragon?