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[orangetoughguy]

[This is the sound of a man who's been sobbing (and puking) his guts out. It's like he put the lime in the coconut and mixed it all up.]

Somebody send some fuckin' help. [GrooOoOaAaAaaaan fuck you I'm fuckin' dyin' crai.]

Comments

[eiremagic]

What did you eat, boyo?

[orangetoughguy]

I don't remember.

[Whoops.]

[eiremagic]

Was it green?

[orangetoughguy]

Probably. A little green here and a little green there.

[eiremagic]

Drink some water.

[orangetoughguy]

I did do you know how many times I've had to piss today.

[eiremagic]

Probably more than I want to.

Do you want me to come pick you up for the hospital, boyo?

[orangetoughguy]

I'm not going to the hospital over a bellyache! I'm better than this--

[Glurgh sound.]

[eiremagic]

You sure about that?

[orangetoughguy]

Yes!

[eiremagic]

I could bring you a banana bag.

[orangetoughguy]

I don't need another hole poked in me.

[eiremagic]

Are you afraid of needles?

Baby.

[orangetoughguy]

I'm not a baby I'm a sick man!

[eiremagic]

An IV would clear that right up.

[orangetoughguy]

This place is modern don't you pills or some shit for that already.

[eiremagic]

For dehydration?

[orangetoughguy]

For a fix it all.

[eiremagic]

No.

[orangetoughguy]

Your modern friends should get on that soon.

[eiremagic]

Well right now I can offer you a banana bag.